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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #31
    Re: I would like to share about CDD

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    Marriage is generally consensual and part of marriage is discipline delivered by the husband. As such, all consensually married people consent to discipline.
    Quite. Why, if Mr. Etheldreda took the time to convince me to agree with everything he deemed important, I'd think I had married a girlfriend not a man.

    The moment I said "I Do," I meant it. Always. No need to ask again and again. I know I can trust my husband because I can trust my LORD. The way I think of it, and I think the Holy Bible will back me up here, if my husband makes no sense to my fallible mind, and if I don't agree three broken ribs, or a split lip, or a torn cartilage in my wrist is a fine price to pay for Salvation, nevertheless my loyalty is still required. Just like I don't take the time to explain to the toddler why I'm duct taping him to the high chair out of reach of food because he refuses to cease throwing it on the floor, and if he cannot grasp the concept of waiting patiently, he'll damn well grasp the concept that he doesn't have a choice in the matter and will eventually learn to obey if he knows what's good for him and doesn't want to spend the next month duck taped in the corner of the kitchen to help drive home the lesson, but I don't care, I'll do it, I will not be ignored in my own kitchen damn it, Mr. Etheldreda is in control, as the Good Lord desires. And that's good enough for me. A lesbian, I am not. I like my husband on the manly side, thank you.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Raybird
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2015
      • 66

      #32
      Re: I would like to share about CDD

      Greetings Mrs Etheldreda

      First of all please accept my apology because I think I've been spelling your name wrong all this time.

      Secondly I definitely see where you are coming from. You do not want to
      question your husband's authority or decision making, as it should be
      (unless of course you want clarity on something)

      My wife is pretty much the same way. She does not question my authority
      or decision making either. She knows if she does it she'll get a pink bottom.

      I've never given her broken ribs or anything like that. I would not be able to bring myself to do it.
      And as I mentioned before, if she went to the hospital and too many questions were asked I would probably be a guest at a municipal facility around here. And I don't think it would be a very good place for a middle aged blue eyed caucasion.

      Thanks for listening

      Ray

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #33
        Re: I would like to share about CDD

        Originally posted by Raybird View Post
        ...if she went to the hospital...
        You'd let her go to a hospital? I thought you were claiming to be a Christian?

        2 Chronicles 16:12 "And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians."

        ...And I don't think it would be a very good place for a middle aged blue eyed caucasion...
        Why don't you want a "Jailed for Jesus" award, like so many of the True Christians(tm) have?

        Jesus says (in the Bible) that His true followers will be persecuted for their faith, so get out there and show Jesus you love Him (even if it means going to prison).

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #34
          Re: I would like to share about CDD

          Originally posted by Raybird View Post

          But if I remember correctly, CDD does not even recommend you start unless both parties are in agreement to go all the way. It's not my rule.
          It's theirs.

          Take care

          Ray


          If she married you, there's your consent. Consent is good until retracted, and a quality gag or an anti-bark collar set on high ensures she won't open her mouth to retract consent. Besides, if you haven't properly conditioned her within 3 months, you're doing it wrong.


          I can recommend some books by Pavlov and Skinner that could help you get her to that True Christian Wife state of mind if you like. Just because they are hellbound scum doesn't mean their techniques are ineffective.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • Raybird
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2015
            • 66

            #35
            Re: I would like to share about CDD

            Thank you Des

            I always have an open mind to new things. Go ahead and give me those book titles

            Take care

            Ray

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #36
              Re: I would like to share about CDD

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              ...I can recommend some books by Pavlov and Skinner...
              He refuses to read the Bible, and you expect him to absorb Skinner?

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              • Raybird
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2015
                • 66

                #37
                Re: I would like to share about CDD

                Billy Bob

                No I have not yet. But I'll sure look into it.

                Things are beginning to look up though. Tommorrow is our last day with
                boot camp. We have been at a beautiful secluded place in the country and have had a lot of fun.

                My wife has been a real trooper, although her bottom is somewhat worn
                out. All this and the fact she has not had permission to wear pants for a week.

                I got tired of pulling down and then back up two sets of garments all the time. It was always down and up and down and up. Then I had an idea.
                Why not just leave off the pants?

                I worked out fine as she uses a blanket if she gets cold and has a portable seat cushion. Her pants and underwear stay in the trunk of my car unless we go out to eat or something. We stay inside a good 95% of the time
                The place has a big fence and a locked gate. you can't see it from the highway.

                I'll be glad to share more ideas about boot camp if anyone is interested.

                Take care

                Ray

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #38
                  Re: I would like to share about CDD

                  Originally posted by Raybird View Post
                  ...Tommorrow is our last day with boot camp. We have been at a beautiful secluded place in the country...
                  Yet, at 5:16 PM yesterday:

                  Originally posted by Raybird View Post
                  ...I'm at work...
                  I think the True Christians(tm) would appreciate it if you started telling the truth.

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                  • Esther B.
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 575

                    #39
                    Re: I would like to share about CDD

                    Originally posted by Raybird View Post
                    Billy Bob

                    No I have not yet. But I'll sure look into it.

                    Things are beginning to look up though. Tommorrow is our last day with
                    boot camp. We have been at a beautiful secluded place in the country and have had a lot of fun.

                    My wife has been a real trooper, although her bottom is somewhat worn
                    out. All this and the fact she has not had permission to wear pants for a week.

                    I got tired of pulling down and then back up two sets of garments all the time. It was always down and up and down and up. Then I had an idea.
                    Why not just leave off the pants?

                    I worked out fine as she uses a blanket if she gets cold and has a portable seat cushion. Her pants and underwear stay in the trunk of my car unless we go out to eat or something. We stay inside a good 95% of the time
                    The place has a big fence and a locked gate. you can't see it from the highway.

                    I'll be glad to share more ideas about boot camp if anyone is interested.

                    Take care

                    Ray
                    You let your wife wear pants? You said in another thread that you've read the Bible, but clearly you missed Deuteronomy 22:5 (or you lied about reading the Bible, in which case you'll go to Hell). Pants are for men, not women. Your wife should ONLY be wearing skirts or dresses.
                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #40
                      Re: I would like to share about CDD

                      Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                      ...You said in another thread that you've read the Bible, but clearly you missed Genesis 1:2 thru Revelation 22:18...
                      FTFY.

                      Unfortunately, this is all too common. A typical scenario:

                      Our subject, curious about the actual contents of the Bible, sits down in a comfortable chair, opens a Bible that they bought borrowed probably stole, and...

                      ...In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and the zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
                      A few hours later:

                      ...zzzzzzzzhuh wat? oh, nvm, I'll just make shit up and claim that anyone pointing the glaring errors and omissions is just picking on me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<pause for breath intake>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
                      And that is why I like this place so much. I can talk about this stuff with people who actually know what they're ***expletive deleted*** talking about.

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                      • Esther B.
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 575

                        #41
                        Re: I would like to share about CDD

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        FTFY.
                        You have a good point, Didymus. From looking at his posts, it definitely seems like he either hasn't read the Bible or has just skimmed over a few parts without bothering to pay attention to the words or the context.
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • Raybird
                          Forum Member
                          • Jul 2015
                          • 66

                          #42
                          Re: I would like to share about CDD

                          Dear Esther B

                          I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

                          Thank you

                          Ray

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                          • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2014
                            • 1330

                            #43
                            Re: I would like to share about CDD

                            Originally posted by Raybird View Post
                            Dear Esther B

                            I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

                            Thank you

                            Ray


                            Mr. Ray, please do not speak to the lovely Miss Esther in such a casual, un-gentlemanly fashion. You seem like you are drooling over the young lady, but she already has an honorable suitor, one who always far more godly and manly than you.


                            Esther, dear, what pies have you made for Samuel yet?
                            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                            • Witch Hammer
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1717

                              #44
                              Re: I would like to share about CDD

                              Originally posted by Raybird View Post
                              Dear Esther B

                              I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

                              Thank you

                              Ray
                              And I hope you're asking for Jesus' forgiveness, not Esther's, liar!

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                              • Esther B.
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2012
                                • 575

                                #45
                                Re: I would like to share about CDD

                                Originally posted by Raybird View Post
                                Dear Esther B

                                I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

                                Thank you

                                Ray
                                As Brother Witch Hammer said, you should be asking Jesus to forgive you. It's not up to me to say if you're forgiven or not.

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                                Mr. Ray, please do not speak to the lovely Miss Esther in such a casual, un-gentlemanly fashion. You seem like you are drooling over the young lady, but she already has an honorable suitor, one who always far more godly and manly than you.


                                Esther, dear, what pies have you made for Samuel yet?
                                Thank you, Sister Elizabeth! I've made him chocolate pecan, apple, venison, chicken, and turkey pies. I'm going to make him a pork and bacon pie tomorrow.
                                And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                                Deuteronomy 6.5

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