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A ladies guide to Mrs. Sarah Palin, our lady Vice-President!
What's a Vice President? Does that mean she has vices?
No. Mrs. Palin has not smoked weed in a long time, and she says she didn't like it even then. So no, she does not have vices.
What does a Vice President do?
Don't be ashamed to ask this question, after all, even she asked the exact same question not long ago.
Basically, she becomes president if God incapacitates John McCain for some reason. But that won't happen, because John McCain isn't THAT old or THAT unhealthy, plus assassins and terrorists aren't a threat because God will protect him.
So, when John McCain is alive, what does a Vice-President do?
The same thing all working women should do: bounce around and give the boss something pretty to look at:
What is a running mate?
Just another word for someone trying to become Vice President.
Does a running-Mate actually have to mate with John McCain's and have his baby?
No.
So even though they're running mates, they don't run together or mate?
Correct. What a clever lady you are.
Is it true she lives in an Igloo?
No. She has 3 houses, just like all middle-class people.
Does she have a pet pengiun?
Not that I know of, but she loves the outdoors - for example she likes to hunt polar bears from a helicopter.
So, she campaigned for Pat Buchanan: what are his views on women's issues?
Stop worrying your pretty mind, it causes split-ends and wrinkling. Look, here's a picture of just how pretty she is:
Is it true she's a member of an organization that wants to outlaw birth control?
Please don't trouble your pretty little mind with policy, that's for the men to worry about. Here's another great picture of Mrs. Palin, our lady Vice-President:
Just look at how pretty she is! I can't wait to hear her tips on hair-care and make-up application! Not to mention how she keeps such an impressive figure:
What foreign policy experience does she have?
As Fox News has pointed out, Alaska is close to Russia. What more experience do you need?
No. Mrs. Palin has not smoked weed in a long time, and she says she didn't like it even then. So no, she does not have vices.
What does a Vice President do?
Don't be ashamed to ask this question, after all, even she asked the exact same question not long ago.
Basically, she becomes president if God incapacitates John McCain for some reason. But that won't happen, because John McCain isn't THAT old or THAT unhealthy, plus assassins and terrorists aren't a threat because God will protect him.
So, when John McCain is alive, what does a Vice-President do?
The same thing all working women should do: bounce around and give the boss something pretty to look at:
What is a running mate?
Just another word for someone trying to become Vice President.
Does a running-Mate actually have to mate with John McCain's and have his baby?
No.
So even though they're running mates, they don't run together or mate?
Correct. What a clever lady you are.
Is it true she lives in an Igloo?
No. She has 3 houses, just like all middle-class people.
Does she have a pet pengiun?
Not that I know of, but she loves the outdoors - for example she likes to hunt polar bears from a helicopter.
So, she campaigned for Pat Buchanan: what are his views on women's issues?
Stop worrying your pretty mind, it causes split-ends and wrinkling. Look, here's a picture of just how pretty she is:
Is it true she's a member of an organization that wants to outlaw birth control?
Please don't trouble your pretty little mind with policy, that's for the men to worry about. Here's another great picture of Mrs. Palin, our lady Vice-President:
Just look at how pretty she is! I can't wait to hear her tips on hair-care and make-up application! Not to mention how she keeps such an impressive figure:
What foreign policy experience does she have?
As Fox News has pointed out, Alaska is close to Russia. What more experience do you need?
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