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I saw this post in my feed and thought they're just so cute! But also elegant, with the brass handle and all. Should I get them for myself, or wait and ask for them from Mr. Etheldreda for my birthday?
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I'm thinking of getting myself a little present
Sister Mary, they are so lovely! And such a bargain at only $25. Perhaps you could get one for yourself, and then hint to the Mister that a girl does need more than one duster after all.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: I'm thinking of getting myself a little present
Girls,
These dusters are just precious! They feel so good in your hand, especially when you're really furiously dusting all those special places. I purchased a set for the Easter Egg Hunt on Sunday afternoon, so four lucky people will be finding something besides candy in their egg!
Just another reason to praise Jesus on His special day!
Your loving friend,
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Re: I'm thinking of getting myself a little present
Well Sisters, those dusters look like they could knock the cobwebs of of just about anything.
YIC
TTIsaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.Comment
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