[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

there was never any pregnancy to begin with.

EXACTLY.




And thank you, dear. Your kindness is appreciated.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

I'll just trust Mrs. Etheldreda's judgment on this one; if she has prayed to God and she knows there was never a pregnancy, there wasn't any. We're women, so at least I am still sinfully tempted to gossip occasionally but we really shouldn't because Proverbs 16:28 says that a "forward man soweth strife and a whisperer seperateth chief friends", Proverbs 6:16-17 says "These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood" and James 4:11 says "speak not evil one of another, brethren. he that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.".

[Phalanx]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

So she didn't have a baby? Are you sure she didn't sneak out for a Dusting and Cleaning?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

So she didn't have a baby? Are you sure she didn't sneak out for a Dusting and Cleaning?

How rude 😡. Side boards receive a dusting and cleaning. What are you trying to say?

This sideways talk is typical of you Atheisticals. You seem to think it is amusing to come to God’s Favourite Forum as ride roughshod over our most cherished beliefs.

What gives you the right to doubt a True Christians(tm) opinion? Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I have to tell you buster the only opinion that matters is Jesus’.

So are you calling Jesus a liar? A True Christian(tm) follows the Bible(KJV1611) to the last letter: so we know that whatever Sister Mary says is exactly what the Bible(KJV1611) i.e. Jesus says.

I suppose you think Jesus didn’t mean all of the core fundementals of Christianity such as Leviticus 20:13 or 2 Chronicles 15:13.

Why are you so hateful? People like you make me want to puke my guts up 🤮 You belong in the Lake of Fire with all the dogs and wizards 😠.

All the best

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

A simple reason a females period is possibly late. They do not own a watch. Now, I am sure you think I am just a stupid Country Christian and do not understand all of this. Let me assure as a man with more daughters than fingers and thumbs, I know way more than I wish.


I have two simple rules.

A Hutchins girl only goes on dates when she is emitting 'that smell'. This ensures if she is raped, she will not have a illegitimate Christian child.
A watch. On the arm of a chaperone. I'll often use one of the simple minded big blackies. I train them using the big blackies jigaboo daughter. I show them where my daughter is not to be touched and then I show the darkie what to do, an 8 ounce ball peen hammer is plenty adequate. After all, I might like the young man and I do not want my daughter to be severely disfigured and scare him away.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

In a holy home, nothing but holiness can exist. We all know just how holy the Etheldreda home is.