Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Part II: Electric Boogaloo

[Wash O'Hanley]

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again, just three months after giving birth to her first child - according to U.S. tabloid reports.
The 17-year-old sister of pop superstar Britney Spears shocked the world when she announced last December she was expecting a child with her boyfriend Casey Aldridge.
She welcomed daughter Maddie on 19 June - and the National Enquirer claims she conceived a second baby with Aldridge just four weeks later.
A source tells the magazine, "Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. She'd expected to have her period by early September. When she didn't, she told a family member."
The teenager reportedly then took a home pregnancy test, which came back positive.
The insider adds, "When the test came back positive Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out. She realises how dumb she looks for getting pregnant again so soon."
The source claims Zoey 101 star Spears has yet to tell Aldridge, with whom she has an on-off relationship, adding, "Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mum Lynne are hysterical. Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they're trying to keep the news from getting out."
A representative for Spears could not be reached to confirm the reports as WENN went to press.

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...A source tells the magazine, "Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.

Obviously Jamie Lynn has been studying from the future mandatory Sarah Palin family-friendly Sex ed courses that will be implemented in America once she is in charge.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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The Spears did not get their fame and notoriety because of their smarts, thats for sure.

Combined, they have the brain capacity of a an 8 year old.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Just what the world needs - another Spears redneck.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Brother Ebenezer don't you think this is an insult to 8 year olds?

Maybe Sweet Bristol's Sarah's Tard would be a better example.

YIC,
Sayved

The Spears did not get their fame and notoriety because of their smarts, thats for sure.

Combined, they have the brain capacity of a an 8 year old.

[Mistress Cookie]

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This is just more proof that wee women and girls get into trouble when left on our own.

If the father where an actual live-in HUSBAND who could monitor Miss Spears' actions and calendar, this whole tragedy might have been avoided.

But what's worse, by not marrying Mr. Aldridge, this hussy is keeping him from SEEING HIS OWN CHILD!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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This is just more proof that wee women and girls get into trouble when left on our own.

If the father where an actual live-in HUSBAND who could monitor Miss Spears' actions and calendar, this whole tragedy might have been avoided.

But what's worse, by not marrying Mr. Aldridge, this hussy is keeping him from SEEING HIS OWN CHILD!

Just because they aren't married doesn't mean that he won't be able to see the child.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Well, if they're not married, it's obvious they're not living together. And so the Father does not have rightful access to either his firstborn child, or the unborn one. (And Yes, the unborn IS a child.)

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well, if they're not married, it's obvious they're not living together. And so the Father does not have rightful access to either his firstborn child, or the unborn one. (And Yes, the unborn IS a child.)

They could be living together, even if they're not married.
But even if they're not living together, that doesn't mean that the dad can't come over and visit, take the baby out in the stroller while it's little, other places as they get older, even keep it with him overnight.
As for the one still in utero, how much access is it possible for the dad to have to it before it's born? All he can do is watch the mother's belly expand.

[Mr. Jingles]

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Jamie Lynn Spears undoubtedly conceived her second child while menstruating, guaranteeing that the child will be mentally retarded, or gay-or both.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Jamie Lynn Spears undoubtedly conceived her second child while menstruating, guaranteeing that the child will be mentally retarded, or gay-or both.

I thought all gays were mentally retarded.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Jamie Lynn Spears undoubtedly conceived her second child while menstruating, guaranteeing that the child will be mentally retarded, or gay-or both.

From what I hear, she got pregnant while still nursing the first one, and she was under the impression that she couldn't get pregnant while nursing. While nursing does reduce the chances of getting pregnant, it's not a sure-fire contraceptive.

[Deaner]

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From what I hear, she got pregnant while still nursing the first one, and she was under the impression that she couldn't get pregnant while nursing. While nursing does reduce the chances of getting pregnant, it's not a sure-fire contraceptive.

So let me get this straight; you're sticking up for a girl that has sex with her husband while her baby is sucking on her breasts? What kind of sick freak are you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So let me get this straight; you're sticking up for a girl that has sex with her husband while her baby is sucking on her breasts? What kind of sick freak are you?

The last thing the world needs is more rednck idiots from the Spears family, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have the right to have sex, regardless of whether she's nursing.

[Deaner]

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The last thing the world needs is more rednck idiots from the Spears family, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have the right to have sex, regardless of whether she's nursing.

So if people want to include their babies in a sexual tryst then you're okay with that?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So if people want to include their babies in a sexual tryst then you're okay with that?

I would think that having sex while the baby is feeding would be logistically difficult, but if they can manage it, I see no harm in it. The baby is too young to know what's going on anyway - all it's concerned about is that it's being fed.