IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 20!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

This is an important message to all Ladies of Landover regarding this Tuesday, January 20!

As you know, this coming Tuesday is going to mark one of the darkest moments in American history. Comrade B. Hussein Osama is going to finalize his theft of the presidency by being "inaugurated" and we need to fight back against the onslaught of socialism with a massive uprising of prayer!
Starting at 8:00 am, all Ladies of Landover are to meet at church where we will start praying until 12:00 noon. We will then break for a 15 minute lunch, then move to the Ronald Reagan Gazebo to pray until 3:00pm. There will then be another break to go home and cook supper for our husbands and/or fathers, then at 6:00pm meet back at the Richard Cheney Auditorium to continue praying until 11:00pm.

As instructed by Pastor Deacon Fred and Mrs. Betty Bowers this morning, attendance is MANDATORY! Those of us who are expected to continue our work here may bring our laptops with us, but while posting must pray against the coming communist regime and urban rape squads Comrade B. Hussein Osama is about to let loose. It's bad enough this uppity Demoncrat stole the election and has caused the recession we currently find ourselves in, but we can't allow him to destroy our great nation even more. Come join us in prayer on Tuesday, January 20 and fight back against communism!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

I'm bumping this up as a reminder. See you all tomorrow at 8am!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

The prayer vigil is going great! Unfortunately it's being marred by a few missing members of the congregation. Will the following ladies please report to Landover Security so we can be assured that you are too ill to attend if that is indeed your excuse.

Sister Bertha McDougall
Sister Susan Winthrop
Sister Alma Smith
Sister Elizabeth Grant

[Talitha]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

The prayer vigil is going great! Unfortunately it's being marred by a few missing members of the congregation. Will the following ladies please report to Landover Security so we can be assured that you are too ill to attend if that is indeed your excuse.

Sister Bertha McDougall
Sister Susan Winthrop
Sister Alma Smith
Sister Elizabeth Grant

I'm going door knocking right now to drag these Ladies out if necessary.

We need to pray that Jesus WILL NOT let this In-Negroation go by without showing his wrath.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

If I may say, it's only my opinion, but a day like this would make any lady sick, and it's amazing they're the only ones missing.

Talitha, I called Bobby Jo and urged him to check the bomb shelters, too, because they may be cowering in fear of oncoming, race-targeted sexual rampage.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

Phew! What a busy day of prayer! I'm exhausted, but it'll be worth it when God saves America from Barack Hussein Osama.
To help ease some of the tension, earlier today my husband - Mr. Whitford - helped our nigra household staff "celebrate" by firing each and every one of them.

[JennyD]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

Phew! What a busy day of prayer! I'm exhausted, but it'll be worth it when God saves America from Barack Hussein Osama.
To help ease some of the tension, earlier today my husband - Mr. Whitford - helped our nigra household staff "celebrate" by firing each and every one of them.

Did you notice a difference in their daily performance, Sister?

[Talitha]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

Phew!!!
What a relief.

He's not a real darkie after all. He's one of us, just pretending to be .... well.....you know.... one of those.

Praise Jesus for our new and Godly slightly suntanned President.

[Billy Ram]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

I've had pit stains that were darker than Obama. Of course he's white, now the "wife" on the other hand is a clear case of Jungle Fever. It's not really his fault, he's just trying to be hip and with it.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

I've had pit stains that were darker than Obama.

You need to wipe more thoroughly.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER REGARDING JAN. 2

Did you notice a difference in their daily performance, Sister?

The staff? Yes, I found the Nigras we had on staff were getting extra uppity, even though it's now been proven that the boy in the White House is as white as his new home.
The silver lining in the dark cloud of the Democrat-caused financial meltdown is that we now have a much larger labor pool to hire from. Our new gardener used to be a mid-level manager a Lehman Brothers and our butler was a junior vice president for that very same company.

I'd also like to clarify my original post. Perhaps my wording didn't make it clear but we support Barack Hussein Obama 100% and the prayer vigil was for his success in defending America and our Godly capitalist system.