Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Right after church! We were passing each other in the parking lot, and she said she's heard good things about my work for Families Against Televised Sin and some of my fine rebuking on this very forum! I swear, I almost fainted right there! The only thing better would be if Jesus Himself came down and gave me a pat on the back! She then told me to move my BMW to the correct parking area for my tithing level, and warned me she'll have it towed if I ever park there again.
Truly she is a Godly woman, and we can all only hope to be like her someday.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

Imagine, meeting a celebrity such as that! I often wait outside of the church doors in hopes of catching a glimpse of a Senior Pastor or Ms. Bowers. That would truly render my life complete! I can hardly wait for Heaven when I can crack open a nice cold beer in the company of Jesus and the Landover Pastors -- what a day that will be, when we join Him in Paradise™!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

Praise Jesus!

[Bernal]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

Surely a good, American citizen like yourself wouldn't be found buying or driving a German-made "Eurotrash" vehicle, now would they?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

Surely a good, American citizen like yourself wouldn't be found buying or driving a German-made "Eurotrash" vehicle, now would they?

I don't drive a BMW anymore, as my lot in life has improved (praise Jesus!) and I'm now driving a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano. Yes, it's made in Italy. They may be pitiful papist scum doomed for the fiery pits of Hell, but they make a mighty fine automobile. The radio I listen to Wash O'Hanley on is made in China, but that doesn't make me a commie chink sympathizer. It just means they don't make a decent radio in the United States anymore thanks to illegal immigrants destroying our manufacturing sector.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I don't drive a BMW anymore, as my lot in life has improved (praise Jesus!) and I'm now driving a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano. Yes, it's made in Italy. They may be pitiful papist scum doomed for the fiery pits of Hell, but they make a mighty fine automobile. The radio I listen to Wash O'Hanley on is made in China, but that doesn't make me a commie chink sympathizer. It just means they don't make a decent radio in the United States anymore thanks to illegal immigrants destroying our manufacturing sector.

They don't make a quality *anything* in the United States anymore, except morons. We've got plenty of those. No offense to anyone here, that was simply a generalization.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Trust the joo to show up to represent the "blame america first" crowd!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

Trust the joo to show up to represent the "blame america first" crowd!

I'll blame whomever is at fault, and in this case, America produces pretty poor quality products, with few exceptions.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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I'll blame whomever is at fault, and in this case, America produces pretty poor quality products, with few exceptions.

America does Ford...Wait..

****ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge.
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Found
On
Road
Dead
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Fell
Off
Road
Demolished..
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Okay. So we have Dodge. Dodge is alright.
And Harley-Davidson/Indian.

Nevermind.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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And Chevy, Karmic. Chevrolet is an exceptional car.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

And Chevy, Karmic. Chevrolet is an exceptional car.

So it seems the only thing we do right is cars eh? Ok lets put that on the scales then...hmmm still totally unbalanced.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So it seems the only thing we do right is cars eh? Ok lets put that on the scales then...hmmm still totally unbalanced.

What about food? America is the world's breadbasket. In our history we've invented wholesome products like Twinkies, Spam and Tabasco sauce. We've had exactly 2 cases of mad cow disease, while the toothless brits have had hundreds and even the japs have had around 60. America gave the world electricity, the internets, light bulbs, and baseball. Hamburgers, hot dogs, apple pie and steak.

I suppose you'd rather live like 2/3 of the world, squatting naked in some feces-infested ditch pushing berries up your nose. If you hate America so much, fell free to leave. Same with this Godly forum.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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What about food? America is the world's breadbasket. In our history we've invented wholesome products like Twinkies, Spam and Tabasco sauce.
Neither Twinkies nor Spam are wholesome. Both are loaded with preservatives. A rule of thumb for prepared foods - If the ingredient list reads more like a chemistry textbook than a grocery list, leave it on the shelf.
Tabasco is the only item you listed that is actually wholesome - only three ingredients - vinegar, red peppers, and salt.


America gave the world electricity, the internets, light bulbs, and baseball. Hamburgers, hot dogs, apple pie and steak.
Hamburgers were invented in Germany, hot dogs in Vienna. And since steak is nothing more than a hunk of bovine muscle, any country in which cattle are eaten has the potential for steak.

I suppose you'd rather live like 2/3 of the world, squatting naked in some feces-infested ditch pushing berries up your nose.
I'd rather spend some of the money we feed into the Pentagon's bloated budget on food, medicine, clean water, etc for these people. You'd rather ignore them until they die off, or help only those people with the means to tithe.

If you hate America so much, fell free to leave.
My country, right or wrong, When right, to be kept right. When wrong to be put right. I'll stay and work to keep right that which is right and put right that which is wrong.

Same with this Godly forum.

Godly? Puh-lease.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

Read the Bible. If you turn away from God you starve and have to eat your children. If you believe you prosper.
Thus, America prospers and Africa is full of cannibals.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!

Read the Bible. If you turn away from God you starve and have to eat your children. If you believe you prosper.
Thus, America prospers and Africa is full of cannibals.

I don't believe in your god and I have never eaten a human being, nor do I ever intend to.