[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

So basically if a regular woman whores herself out like Paris Hilton has done you will condemn her, but if Paris Hilton, a "celebrity", says she "found God" after having to spend 2 weeks in jail for drunk driving you will buy a Bible with her insignia or whatever on it?

Makes about as much sense as anything else on this forum.

Why is it that you unsaved trash are all so hateful? God FORGIVES sin, in case you hadn't heard. If you repent and get washed in Christ's blood, then you are good to go. That's what Miss Hilton did, and who are you to question it?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

http://inventorspot.com/articles/sun_even_powers_bible_8873

It talks in a human voice, fits in the palm of your hands, is biblical and charged by the sun (or a light bulb or charged from a 9 volt DC adapter ((not included)). What is it? A solar powered bible you can listen to over and over again.
The solar powered bible contains all the books of the Bible, old and new Testament, and it speaks in a real human voice. Press the button and go from one chapter to the next. You can even go back and listen to a book if you need to. Fully charged the solar powered bible can play up to ten hours.
A few subtle changes and we can have the "Soular" Bible - Powered by the 'Son"...can we get our Joo lawyers onto this?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

How about Darth Vaders version?

http://www.audiobooksonline.com/1886089477.html

[OmNefoolish_05]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

Why is it that you unsaved trash are all so hateful? God FORGIVES sin, in case you hadn't heard. If you repent and get washed in Christ's blood, then you are good to go. That's what Miss Hilton did, and who are you to question it?

Im debating this because she is a trashy whore, who was born into the rich life, thinks she can get away with everything, sleeps with as many guys as she can (and makes movies about them too). So excuse me for not believing this "celebrity" trash has found Jesus just from spending 2 weeks in jail. She never expressed any interest in religion at all, except for that Kaballah "cult" that most celebrities were joining and even then she just used that for photo ops and publicity.

[Nobar King]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

That's a fantastic idea. If we can get Paris Hilton to read it to digital audio we would sell millions. Or maybe just get her to endorse the LBC pink 'Paris Hilton' edition mp3 player.

The Darth Vader Bible sounds scary.
For people who remember the snake king:

it could be difficult to listen to.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

That's a fantastic idea. If we can get Paris Hilton to read it to digital audio we would sell millions. Or maybe just get her to endorse the LBC pink 'Paris Hilton' edition mp3 player.

The Darth Vader Bible sounds scary.
For people who remember the snake king:

it could be difficult to listen to.

JAMES EARL JONES IS A COLOURED??!!??!!??

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

Im debating this because she is a trashy whore, who was born into the rich life, thinks she can get away with everything, sleeps with as many guys as she can (and makes movies about them too). So excuse me for not believing this "celebrity" trash has found Jesus just from spending 2 weeks in jail. She never expressed any interest in religion at all, except for that Kaballah "cult" that most celebrities were joining and even then she just used that for photo ops and publicity.

I agree with you that she is a trashy whore and is spoiled brat that gets everything she wants and takes it for granted. I despise Paris Hilton and the color pink! Give me the color black anyday. Lol.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

I agree with you that she is a trashy whore and is spoiled brat that gets everything she wants and takes it for granted. I despise Paris Hilton and the color pink! Give me the color black anyday. Lol.

Oh please spare us the theatrics. A drunken injun squaw like you would kill for the chance to look like a Normal White girl. Sister Hilton is rich, White, Blonde haired and Blue-eyed, just like Jesus. Most of you savages don't even look human. All brown and withered, jaw hanging open, stringy greasy hair hanging down in your face, stinking to high heaven, flies buzzing around you.

Any God-fearing Man would choose sister Hilton for a wife long before you. You need to set aside your petty jealousies and accept Christ the way Sister Paris did.

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

Oh please spare us the theatrics. A drunken injun squaw like you would kill for the chance to look like a Normal White girl. Sister Hilton is rich, White, Blonde haired and Blue-eyed, just like Jesus. Most of you savages don't even look human. All brown and withered, jaw hanging open, stringy greasy hair hanging down in your face, stinking to high heaven, flies buzzing around you.

Any God-fearing Man would choose sister Hilton for a wife long before you. You need to set aside your petty jealousies and accept Christ the way Sister Paris did.

I am not a fucking drunk, you imbecile. I am only 35% Native American. I have blue eyes and blonde hair except I dyed my hair color. I hated my blonde hair. What does blonde hair and blue eyes have to with anything?I would never be jealous of a bimbo like her. I think she needs to not take things for granted and stop being a whore. Also, people including her need to realize that money is not everything. What you just said about my people are lies and false that some idiot like you made up because you are racist! I smell very good thank you because I bathe every day unlike you. You are a crazy racist asshole lunatic. Actually all Native look human because we are humans you fucking idiot! Everyone is weird in their own little way so I guess you will be technically talk about what society considers normal. Well fuck being normal!

[Nobar King]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

So you're only 35% drunk? That's still not good enough to drive.

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

So you're only 35% drunk? That's still not good enough to drive.

No, I never drink alcohol so therefore I am never drunk. I have already said this millions of times and yet you fail to realize that. This clearly shows that you are an idiot or just do not pay attention.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

No, I never drink alcohol so therefore I am never drunk. I have already said this millions of times and yet you fail to realize that. This clearly shows that you are an idiot or just do not pay attention.

You claim to be a sober injun squaw?

That's like claiming to be an honest joo.

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

You claim to be a sober injun squaw?

That's like claiming to be an honest joo.

Well it is true and you need to stop being so damn racist. You asshole!! Like I said there are a lot of white Christian drunks out there, you idiot. Not all Native Americans drink alcohol. GET THE THROUGH YOUR YOUR FUCKING THICK SKULL!!! STOP JUDGING A WHOLE RACE BY WHAT SOME DO AND THERE ARE DRUNKS IN ALL ETHNICITY"S!!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

Well it is true and you need to stop being so damn racist. You asshole!! Like I said there are a lot of white Christian drunks out there, you idiot. Not all Native Americans drink alcohol. GET THE THROUGH YOUR YOUR piffleING THICK SKULL!!! STOP JUDGING A WHOLE RACE BY WHAT SOME DO AND THERE ARE DRUNKS IN ALL ETHNICITY"S!!!!!

Deaner is going to be so mad at you! Here he gave you a chance to get out of Quarantine and this is how you repay his kindness?

Go sleep it off, drunk squaw.