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THIS JUST IN: The Chairman of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh, is going to wed for a fourth time today in Palm Springs, Florida.
Yours truly got the call less than 24 hours ago, and I was sworn to secrecy, but now that the drive-by liberal media has gotten wind of the story, I'm free to tell you all that I will be presiding over the nuptials.
I know you'd all like to send your congratulations to the new couple. and wish them all the best. Let's pray that this one gives Rush a fine, healthy son. 
Yours truly got the call less than 24 hours ago, and I was sworn to secrecy, but now that the drive-by liberal media has gotten wind of the story, I'm free to tell you all that I will be presiding over the nuptials.
Rush Limbaugh Marries Again: Is an Heir in His Future?
It's the June wedding season, and conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh is on his way to the altar for the fourth time. Hope springs eternal not only for the King of Talk but for the much younger woman joining him in the vows of matrimony. Her name is Kathryn Rogers, and she's been dating Limbaugh since 2007, which qualifies as a long-term relationship given his attention span.
Rogers is a lovely-to-look-at blonde who works as a party planner for the South Florida Super Bowl Host Committee. She's a lot younger than Limbaugh, 33 to his 59, and if anybody's biological clock is ticking, it's probably his. A rich man without an heir has got to be thinking about what he leaves behind, and to whom. Perhaps Limbaugh's brush with mortality over New Year's while vacationing was a wake-up call.
Rogers was with him in Hawaii and having her nails done when Limbaugh called to say he thought he was having a heart attack. In an interview with Page2Live, she recounted how she pushed back the nail table, shouted to her mother to call 911, and then raced to the couple's hotel suite, where she sat with her obviously distressed fiance, assuring him help was on the way.
Limbaugh reportedly had told friends that after three failed marriages and the accompanying financial liability, even with pre-nups, to stop him before he did it again. Rogers' quick action got medics on the scene fast, and though doctors later said Limbaugh did not have a heart attack, she must have earned a boatload of brownie points that day.
As for Rogers, the allure that power has to make a man attractive as a mate and potential father to their children can't be denied. She seems like a woman in love, or at least enamored of the life that Limbaugh can give her. The celebrity site, PerezHilton.com quotes her saying, "I grew up so differently, traveling around the world, that I'm sometimes not able to relate to the average person my age. Rush has such amazing experience."
The marriage is scheduled to take place Saturday in West Palm Beach, Florida, and Limbaugh has asked for privacy. For someone of his ideological stripe, who is a big promoter of family values, it's tempting to mock him for his serial marriages. His first marriage at the tender age of 26 lasted less than three years. He separated from his second wife, a stadium usher, after five years, and from his third wife, an aerobics instructor, after 10 years. Based on those numbers, maybe he was just building up the staying power for a long run.
Or maybe, like Elizabeth Taylor, he's more comfortable with serial monogamy than dating around. Either way, we've seen this movie before, and we wish all concerned a happy ending.
It's the June wedding season, and conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh is on his way to the altar for the fourth time. Hope springs eternal not only for the King of Talk but for the much younger woman joining him in the vows of matrimony. Her name is Kathryn Rogers, and she's been dating Limbaugh since 2007, which qualifies as a long-term relationship given his attention span.
Rogers is a lovely-to-look-at blonde who works as a party planner for the South Florida Super Bowl Host Committee. She's a lot younger than Limbaugh, 33 to his 59, and if anybody's biological clock is ticking, it's probably his. A rich man without an heir has got to be thinking about what he leaves behind, and to whom. Perhaps Limbaugh's brush with mortality over New Year's while vacationing was a wake-up call.
Rogers was with him in Hawaii and having her nails done when Limbaugh called to say he thought he was having a heart attack. In an interview with Page2Live, she recounted how she pushed back the nail table, shouted to her mother to call 911, and then raced to the couple's hotel suite, where she sat with her obviously distressed fiance, assuring him help was on the way.
Limbaugh reportedly had told friends that after three failed marriages and the accompanying financial liability, even with pre-nups, to stop him before he did it again. Rogers' quick action got medics on the scene fast, and though doctors later said Limbaugh did not have a heart attack, she must have earned a boatload of brownie points that day.
As for Rogers, the allure that power has to make a man attractive as a mate and potential father to their children can't be denied. She seems like a woman in love, or at least enamored of the life that Limbaugh can give her. The celebrity site, PerezHilton.com quotes her saying, "I grew up so differently, traveling around the world, that I'm sometimes not able to relate to the average person my age. Rush has such amazing experience."
The marriage is scheduled to take place Saturday in West Palm Beach, Florida, and Limbaugh has asked for privacy. For someone of his ideological stripe, who is a big promoter of family values, it's tempting to mock him for his serial marriages. His first marriage at the tender age of 26 lasted less than three years. He separated from his second wife, a stadium usher, after five years, and from his third wife, an aerobics instructor, after 10 years. Based on those numbers, maybe he was just building up the staying power for a long run.
Or maybe, like Elizabeth Taylor, he's more comfortable with serial monogamy than dating around. Either way, we've seen this movie before, and we wish all concerned a happy ending.
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at all, after reading of his choice in "singers" at his Wedding. (It's troo, girls...I just read it and Wept [much as HE must have] on the CNN page):
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