Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

[Cueball]

Something does not look right about this profile:

http://www.myspace.com/bettybowers

Only one friend?
Located in New York City?!
*ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!

[Marshall]

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Possible shenanigans.
Most True Christians(tm) realize and recognize MySpace as being a breeding ground for homosexuality and pedophilia.

[Cueball]

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It's certainly ironic that Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick (the only two profiles I vow to ever view there from now on!) have profiles there... And I never had any reason to doubt the authenticity of the person behind either profile!

It's a good thing that Pastor Deacon Fred has streaming audio of a few of his sermons.... I hope the rest of those sinners on MySpace are playing them at least once a day!

[Marshall]

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MySpace is not accessable from my compound so I wouldn't know what is on there as of late. I went there a while back and the sheer gayness made my heart burn with anger for the lost souls.

[Cueball]

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MySpace is not accessable from my compound so I wouldn't know what is on there as of late.

That's great to know that MySpace inaccessable from your compound. If it wasn't for those two True Christian™ profiles, I would have immediately canceled my account there. MySpace is certainly a grim reminder of my evil, sinful ways of the past that Pastor Deacon Fred has caused me to renounce.

Maybe I should change my name to Newball.

I'd like to come visit your compound sometime. But I'm still working on getting an extra several hundred thousand dollars (and an improved credit rating!) that will hopefully grant me access to Freehold, Iowa.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Only one friend?

And consider who that one "friend" is. He lives in Santa Janefonda, Californication, and you can tell just by looking at the picture that he's a homer.

[Bologna]

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Something does not look right about this profile:

http://www.myspace.com/bettybowers

Only one friend?
Located in New York City?!
*ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!

Um, actually, Tom is the creator of MySpace and is automatically added to one's friend list upon registering

[Petal]

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i suspects this a pickture of Mrs.Bowers grandma an it brake my hart



nows, why does Grandma Betty gotta use them back doors? i not mean to cause no offenses, but it not very respeckful to oldin folks! they should be alloweds to use the front doors like everyone else except for servants an nigras

but Grandma Betty look real happy so maybee it ok?

[SUV]

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"Mrs. Betty Bowers" announcing to God and everybody that she is "44"?

This is not our Mrs. Betty Bowers!!!

[SUV]

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Miss Petal, and do you know what "back door" is a Homer! euphemism for?

Jesus $ave us all!!!

[ProdigalSon]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

Something does not look right about this profile:

http://www.myspace.com/bettybowers

Only one friend?
Located in New York City?!
*ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!

Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.

[Enobarbus]

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Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.

Pardon? Baptists -- including Landover Baptists are certainly Protestants. What else could we be?

I think it may be the real Mrs Betty Bowers who has made sure of her space on MySpace and will no doubt fill in some more details later, time permitting. She is, let us remember, a very busy woman, and so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.

[ProdigalSon]

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Pardon? Baptists -- including Landover Baptists are certainly Protestants. What else could we be?

I think it may be the real Mrs Betty Bowers who has made sure of her space on MySpace and will no doubt fill in some more details later, time permitting. She is, let us remember, a very busy woman, and so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.

I was just making the point that all Baptists are Protestants, but not all Protestants are Baptists.

List of Protestant Denominations

[ProdigalSon]

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Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?

[OnYourKnees]

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Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?

I believe she may not yet have had the opportunity to call down the wrath of Jesus upon the managers at MySpace to compel them to add "True Christian™" as an option in the menu.

As Pastor Enobarbus has noted, Mrs. Bowers is remarkably busy, what with her website to maintain, and shopping, and luncheons to attend. And she may have simply wanted to be sure no heathen would besmirch her Godly name with smut, perversion, or advertisements for goods from Wal-Mart.