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  • Cueball
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    • Sep 2006
    • 30

    #1

    Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

    Something does not look right about this profile:

    Betty Bowers (bettybowers)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.


    Only one friend?
    Located in New York City?!
    *ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

    Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!
    "If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."

    - W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

    Possible shenanigans.
    Most True Christians(tm) realize and recognize MySpace as being a breeding ground for homosexuality and pedophilia.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Cueball
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      • Sep 2006
      • 30

      #3
      Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

      It's certainly ironic that Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick (the only two profiles I vow to ever view there from now on!) have profiles there... And I never had any reason to doubt the authenticity of the person behind either profile!

      It's a good thing that Pastor Deacon Fred has streaming audio of a few of his sermons.... I hope the rest of those sinners on MySpace are playing them at least once a day!
      "If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."

      - W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #4
        Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

        MySpace is not accessable from my compound so I wouldn't know what is on there as of late. I went there a while back and the sheer gayness made my heart burn with anger for the lost souls.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Cueball
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          • Sep 2006
          • 30

          #5
          Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          MySpace is not accessable from my compound so I wouldn't know what is on there as of late.
          That's great to know that MySpace inaccessable from your compound. If it wasn't for those two True Christian™ profiles, I would have immediately canceled my account there. MySpace is certainly a grim reminder of my evil, sinful ways of the past that Pastor Deacon Fred has caused me to renounce.

          Maybe I should change my name to Newball.

          I'd like to come visit your compound sometime. But I'm still working on getting an extra several hundred thousand dollars (and an improved credit rating!) that will hopefully grant me access to Freehold, Iowa.
          "If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."

          - W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

            Originally posted by Cueball View Post
            Only one friend?
            And consider who that one "friend" is. He lives in Santa Janefonda, Californication, and you can tell just by looking at the picture that he's a homer.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Bologna
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              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2006
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

              Originally posted by Cueball View Post
              Something does not look right about this profile:

              Betty Bowers (bettybowers)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.


              Only one friend?
              Located in New York City?!
              *ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

              Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!
              Um, actually, Tom is the creator of MySpace and is automatically added to one's friend list upon registering

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              • Petal
                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 991

                #8
                Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                i suspects this a pickture of Mrs.Bowers grandma an it brake my hart



                nows, why does Grandma Betty gotta use them back doors? i not mean to cause no offenses, but it not very respeckful to oldin folks! they should be alloweds to use the front doors like everyone else except for servants an nigras

                but Grandma Betty look real happy so maybee it ok?

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                  "Mrs. Betty Bowers" announcing to God and everybody that she is "44"?

                  This is not our Mrs. Betty Bowers!!!

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #10
                    Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                    Miss Petal, and do you know what "back door" is a Homer! euphemism for?

                    Jesus $ave us all!!!

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                    • ProdigalSon
                      Rapidly putting his sinful liebral past behind him with the help of Landover!
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 40

                      #11
                      Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                      Originally posted by Cueball View Post
                      Something does not look right about this profile:

                      Betty Bowers (bettybowers)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.


                      Only one friend?
                      Located in New York City?!
                      *ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!!

                      Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends!
                      Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.
                      Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.


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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #12
                        Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                        Originally posted by ProdigalSon View Post
                        Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.
                        Pardon? Baptists -- including Landover Baptists are certainly Protestants. What else could we be?

                        I think it may be the real Mrs Betty Bowers who has made sure of her space on MySpace and will no doubt fill in some more details later, time permitting. She is, let us remember, a very busy woman, and so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • ProdigalSon
                          Rapidly putting his sinful liebral past behind him with the help of Landover!
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                          • Dec 2006
                          • 40

                          #13
                          Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          Pardon? Baptists -- including Landover Baptists are certainly Protestants. What else could we be?

                          I think it may be the real Mrs Betty Bowers who has made sure of her space on MySpace and will no doubt fill in some more details later, time permitting. She is, let us remember, a very busy woman, and so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.

                          I was just making the point that all Baptists are Protestants, but not all Protestants are Baptists.

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                          Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.


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                          • ProdigalSon
                            Rapidly putting his sinful liebral past behind him with the help of Landover!
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 40

                            #14
                            Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                            Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?
                            Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.


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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #15
                              Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

                              Originally posted by ProdigalSon View Post
                              Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?
                              I believe she may not yet have had the opportunity to call down the wrath of Jesus upon the managers at MySpace to compel them to add "True Christian™" as an option in the menu.

                              As Pastor Enobarbus has noted, Mrs. Bowers is remarkably busy, what with her website to maintain, and shopping, and luncheons to attend. And she may have simply wanted to be sure no heathen would besmirch her Godly name with smut, perversion, or advertisements for goods from Wal-Mart.

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