[Enobarbus]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right?

Well, perhaps, but you are adding the word "just" in there. Filet migno is meat, even if it is not just ordinary meat, and calling it meat is not an egregious error. In fact, it's not really an error at all. If one were to call filet migno fruit or vegetables -- now that would be an error.

Still, I see your point. I suspect that the options provided by MySpace when it comes to these labels are not great.

[SUV]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

Mrs Betty Bowers...so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways.

And I myself am "so close to Jesus" that I keep scuffing the heels of Mrs. Betty's shoes!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

If one were to call filet mignon fruit or vegetables -- now that would be an error.

Amen to that, Pastor!

There are no fruits or vegetables at Landover! God hates both! MEAT ONLY!

Fruits:

Romans 1:27
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.

Vegetables:

Leviticus 21:18-19
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

Perhaps most outrageous of all, I noticed that the religion is listed as "Protestant". There's no way the REAL Betty Bowers would allow herself to be lumped in with a horde of false Christians and cults.

Who is Betty Bowers?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

Who is Betty Bowers?

A sorely misunderstood woman

BETTY BOWERS HAS BEEN CLAIM TO BE THE WORLDS BEST CHRISTIAN!
SHE IS NOT JESUS IS THE WORLDS GREATEST AND HOLYIST OF ALL CHRISTIANS.
HE,S MUCH MORE THAN A CHRISTIAN HE IS LORD OF ALL LORDS AND KING OF ALL KINGS!
JESUS TELLS US WE ARE IN THE WORLD,BUT DON,T MAKE YOURSELVES PART OF IT.
THE UNSAVED WORLDLY PEOPLE HATE,KILL,STEAL,LIE.ROB AND ABUSE PEOPLE IN EVERY WAY.
DOSEN,T THAT RING A BELL! THINK ABOUT IT. TAKE CARE

RICK GLEASON
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/1206.html

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

A sorely misunderstood woman

Hmmm...So she is the world's best Christian? Why isn't she on the Landover Baptist Church forums? Where can I talk to her?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.

Hmmm...So she is the world's best Christian? Why isn't she on the Landover Baptist Church forums? Where can I talk to her?

She is too busy spreading the Word of GOD to the world to post here often. Being Unsaved Trash you can't speak to her.

You can find out more about the very GODLY Betty Bowers here and here.