Talitha's Tips

[Talitha]

Here we are Brothers and Sisters with a brand new section where I reveal my tips to you all.

I realize that the newcomers among us here aren't so familiar with my methods but I'm sure after just a few short weeks you'll be begging me for more.
I'm going to try and cover as many subjects as possible and I hope that along the way you'll feel free to ask me lots of questions. I can't promise to be bothered to answer them all but if It's a sensible question then I'll do my best for you.

If revealing my Tips makes some of you better True Christians™ then I'm sure Jesus will be very happy indeed.

Now, down to business.




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Well, that's all from me for now Brothers and Sisters. .

Keep up the Praying and the Tithing.

More soon....................

[Sister Noddy]

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I have found the most perfect Gift ideas for the Ladies of Landover.
What good is a Pink Paris Hilton KJV Bible without matching Accessories?

Keep up the Praying and the Tithing.

More soon ....................

What an exciting new section you've opened for us, Sister! I shall have to bring it to the attention of my son-in-law Mr Godwin! I daresay he will be interested in some of these ... products ...

(ps ... I've already hinted that I really really want one of those pink Paris Bibles for Christmas ... soooo excited! ... looking forward to what I will find in my stocking on Christmas morning!)

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Praise Jesus! It's nice to see some guns for the ladies that won't make them look like rug-munching Arnold wanna-bes. Do you know where I might find a Polly Pocket RPG Launcher?

[Talitha]

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NUMBER 2!!



THE SECRET OF MY CUPCAKES

You know, I keep being asked about my cupcake's and how I manage to make them rise every time. So, I've decided to share the secret with you right here and now so your own Cupcake's can be as perky as mine.
Of course, you must use a Shittim Table to rest the Bowl and the mixing should always be done by hand.
When your Servant has finished doing the mixing they can then divide the mix into equal portions ready for baking.

Ingredients
* 1 tablespoon self raising flour
* 1 teaspoon sugar
* 1 teaspoon soft margarine
* 1 tablespoon pre-made milk and egg mixture (Mix one egg and 150 mls of milk to make 12 cakes)

Method
* Mix all ingredients together in a small bowl such as a margarine or yoghurt tub. Place in patty pans.
* Bake 10-15 mins in moderate oven.

Don't forget the Cherry on the top!

Pssst.......... My secret ingredient is a quick squirt of Nitrous Oxide to help with the Leavening

1 Samuel 8:12
And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

you ask ANY Freehold Pastor about Talitha's delightful Cupcakes and I guarantee a smile every time.

[Sister Elisa]

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What a delightful cupcake recipe, Sister Talitha! My pa is inviting some of his godly friends over for lunch after church this Sunday, I might try making some of these cupcakes for them and see what they think. It's always good to find delicious new recipes.

[SUV]

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Here's my Tip for the day: Even if you're not really studying your KJV 1611, FAKE IT! I hear that the Mens aren't happy unless you do

[Talitha]

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What a delightful cupcake recipe, Sister Talitha! My pa is inviting some of his godly friends over for lunch after church this Sunday, I might try making some of these cupcakes for them and see what they think. It's always good to find delicious new recipes.

Well Sister, having a well-risen display of Cup-cakes will ALWAYS turn a True Christian(tm) Man's head.
You can't go wrong.

Numbers 15: 20-21
Ye shall offer up a cake of the first of your dough for an heave offering: as ye do the heave offering of the threshingfloor, so shall ye heave it.
Of the first of your dough ye shall give unto the LORD an heave offering in your generations.

[Felicity]

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@Talitha I hope one day my cupcakes will be as perky as yours!

And thank you for the cherry on top tip, my father loves them that way!

[HTannor]

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Private message to Sister Talitha:

Please advise all the Ladies of Landover that if they somehow end up appearing in my court, they should bring along some of your cupcakes to ensure getting a very friendly reception from me.

[WWJDnow]

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I know this is a forum for women only, but is it OK if I post here if I have questions about knitting?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This tread has left me with a few questions. Not that I'm particularly interested in doing any baking, but I am curious about whether cup cake dough should be kneaded.

[BelieverInGod]

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This tread has left me with a few questions. Not that I'm particularly interested in doing any baking, but I am curious about whether cup cake dough should be kneaded.

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