[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

It must be a Satan-warning system, as the only thing that could make a Christian's couple's bed shake during.... unpleasantness would be demons

Hello Lycia,

and thank you for your reply. Is it really that "unpleasant" to make little soldiers for Christ?

I know Luke already has his three darling boys who so tragically lost their mother so there is really no need for us to try for more, but I kinda think it would be nice if we had a little daughter so that she could also produce little soldiers for Christ eventually.

I have been warned that marital intimacy can be very painful and that I will bleed the first time even though it is not menstra time, but I am kinda looking forward to God joining Luke and myself together in a holy Christian union.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Hello Lycia,

and thank you for your reply. Is it really that "unpleasant" to make little soldiers for Christ?

I know Luke already has his three darling boys who so tragically lost their mother so there is really no need for us to try for more, but I kinda think it would be nice if we had a little daughter so that she could also produce little soldiers for Christ eventually.

I have been warned that marital intimacy can be very painful and that I will bleed the first time even though it is not menstra time, but I am kinda looking forward to God joining Luke and myself together in a holy Christian union.

Well Mrs. Charli, I am happy to give you any advice I can.

It will hurt at first, but if your Luke does God's duty correctly then afterwards it will only be slightly unpleasant, but it can be a great time to think about any cleaning you can do the next day, what to cook for breakfast in the morning, or your favorite bible passages!

You will notice something is wrong if you experience ANY happiness other than a satisfaction at making little Christian soldiers. This is Satan trying to possess your ladybits, as I have learned. I suggest thinking of something extremely unpleasant if this happens, like any atheists or left-wingers you may know of. Whatever you do don't panic! It should only last a few minutes at most

I hope this has been helpful to you

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Well Mrs. Charli, I am happy to give you any advice I can.

It will hurt at first, but if your Luke does God's duty correctly then afterwards it will only be slightly unpleasant, but it can be a great time to think about any cleaning you can do the next day, what to cook for breakfast in the morning, or your favorite bible passages!

You will notice something is wrong if you experience ANY happiness other than a satisfaction at making little Christian soldiers. This is Satan trying to possess your ladybits, as I have learned. I suggest thinking of something extremely unpleasant if this happens, like any atheists or left-wingers you may know of. Whatever you do don't panic! It should only last a few minutes at most

I hope this has been helpful to you

Very very helpful Lycia. I already have concerns that because Luke has three boy childs I might spend those intimate minutes praying to Jesus for a daughter for us. I know these fleeting thoughts come from the devil and I should not even be thinking them but I never ever thought that I would marry - having devoted my life to looking after my Daddy who recently went to join Jesus.

I am 47 years of age now and Luke is 49. I do pray that Jesus gives us a little one but if He chooses not to then I am blessed already by looking after Luke's three boys.