[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Well Mrs. Charli, I am happy to give you any advice I can.

It will hurt at first, but if your Luke does God's duty correctly then afterwards it will only be slightly unpleasant, but it can be a great time to think about any cleaning you can do the next day, what to cook for breakfast in the morning, or your favorite bible passages!

You will notice something is wrong if you experience ANY happiness other than a satisfaction at making little Christian soldiers. This is Satan trying to possess your ladybits, as I have learned. I suggest thinking of something extremely unpleasant if this happens, like any atheists or left-wingers you may know of. Whatever you do don't panic! It should only last a few minutes at most

I hope this has been helpful to you

Very very helpful Lycia. I already have concerns that because Luke has three boy childs I might spend those intimate minutes praying to Jesus for a daughter for us. I know these fleeting thoughts come from the devil and I should not even be thinking them but I never ever thought that I would marry - having devoted my life to looking after my Daddy who recently went to join Jesus.

I am 47 years of age now and Luke is 49. I do pray that Jesus gives us a little one but if He chooses not to then I am blessed already by looking after Luke's three boys.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Hello Lycia,

and thank you for your reply. Is it really that "unpleasant" to make little soldiers for Christ?

I know Luke already has his three darling boys who so tragically lost their mother so there is really no need for us to try for more, but I kinda think it would be nice if we had a little daughter so that she could also produce little soldiers for Christ eventually.

I have been warned that marital intimacy can be very painful and that I will bleed the first time even though it is not menstra time, but I am kinda looking forward to God joining Luke and myself together in a holy Christian union.

Well Mrs. Charli, I am happy to give you any advice I can.

It will hurt at first, but if your Luke does God's duty correctly then afterwards it will only be slightly unpleasant, but it can be a great time to think about any cleaning you can do the next day, what to cook for breakfast in the morning, or your favorite bible passages!

You will notice something is wrong if you experience ANY happiness other than a satisfaction at making little Christian soldiers. This is Satan trying to possess your ladybits, as I have learned. I suggest thinking of something extremely unpleasant if this happens, like any atheists or left-wingers you may know of. Whatever you do don't panic! It should only last a few minutes at most

I hope this has been helpful to you

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

It must be a Satan-warning system, as the only thing that could make a Christian's couple's bed shake during.... unpleasantness would be demons

Hello Lycia,

and thank you for your reply. Is it really that "unpleasant" to make little soldiers for Christ?

I know Luke already has his three darling boys who so tragically lost their mother so there is really no need for us to try for more, but I kinda think it would be nice if we had a little daughter so that she could also produce little soldiers for Christ eventually.

I have been warned that marital intimacy can be very painful and that I will bleed the first time even though it is not menstra time, but I am kinda looking forward to God joining Luke and myself together in a holy Christian union.

[Lisa H]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

I really do not know Sister Lisa.

I will ask Luke after we are lawfully married in the sight of God and let you know.

It must for something good. Jesus looks like he is looking up to God and asking for a blessing for the goodness.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

They could be Sister Charli. I wonder why it is on a spring. Would it to see if the bed is rocking from something vibrating.

It must be a Satan-warning system, as the only thing that could make a Christian's couple's bed shake during.... unpleasantness would be demons

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

They could be Sister Charli. I wonder why it is on a spring. Would it to see if the bed is rocking from something vibrating.

I really do not know Sister Lisa.

I will ask Luke after we are lawfully married in the sight of God and let you know.

[Lisa H]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

It says they are Christian toys so maybe they are like this ....

They could be Sister Charli. I wonder why it is on a spring. Would it to see if the bed is rocking from something vibrating.

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

That sounds funny. Why would you want to take a toy to bed. That is only for little children and babies.

It says they are Christian toys so maybe they are like this ....

[Lisa H]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

10 more sleeps before I become Mrs Luke Brown.

I am soooo worried about the whole wedding night thing. I have never shared a bed with anyone. Luke tells me that because he already has the three boys it is not important that we are "intimate". But I have been researching Christian wife bedtime activity sites. I found this one but it is not yet active.

That sounds funny. Why would you want to take a toy to bed. That is only for little children and babies.

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

10 more sleeps before I become Mrs Luke Brown.

I am soooo worried about the whole wedding night thing. I have never shared a bed with anyone. Luke tells me that because he already has the three boys it is not important that we are "intimate". But I have been researching Christian wife bedtime activity sites. I found this one but it is not yet active.

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

I had trouble getting John to eat dinner tonight.

I had been teaching him this afternoon the story about Jonah and the whale. We had a lot of fun drawing pictures of whales with a man inside his tummy. John is only 4 but he is very good at art.

But then I cooked the children fish fingers for dinner and John was concerned that there might be some human remains in them and it was cannibalism. Not that he used that word but he seemed appalled that he might be eating Jonah and not just the fish. I could not find a google pic to show him that fish have 10 fingers and 10 toes and therefore fish fingers were quite OK to eat as Jonah was in the whale's tummy not anywhere near his fingers. But he still declined dinner.

And then he had a freak out at bath time.

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Here is a good trick, call it target practice, they sell small bullseyes to float in the toilet and the young man can aim at it. I know what your thinking, no targets at your local store, right! well float a piece of cereal and use it as a target, cheerios and fruitloops are the best but don;t try it if they are a wheetabix eaters.

Brother B.A.D.
That is so funny. I got a ping pong ball and drew a face of our female self confessed atheist lesbian Prime Minister on it and floated it in the toilet bowl.

John, aged 4 has been toilet trained for a long time but he thought it a ton of fun piddling on her. And he is a great role model for his younger sibling. So I think we are on to a good thing here.

Thanks you for your help and also that great article on wifely duties.

It is now only 29 more sleeps until the big day. My Mum died many years ago so I never got the mother/daughter talk but having devoted my life to looking after Daddy until his death I am sure that my cooking, cleaning and household chores are acceptable to Mr Luke. It is just the marital stuff I am a little unsure of so that article was very informative.

What is "congress" tho?

[Sister Charli]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Gosh you must be doing something right if Sister Rebekkah is singing your praises! She is a lovely woman, but can be quite..shall we say.. blunt when new mothers are doing things wrong.

Yes. She has been a God send to me. Praise Jesus. Are you aware that her oldeest daughter, Mary, is expecting a baby in December? It will be John and Rebekkah's first grandson child.Mary and Joe have only been married seven months so they really have been blessed.

He sounds like he is coming along well enough in his Bible understanding. Just to let you know too, I have a vast array of Scripture story boards, coloring books and toys left over from my Sunday School teaching days which will help your situation along with this young John; so much so, him being frightened of the Flood will be the least of his worries! There are so many other things he has to fear and MUST fear to appreciate just how much God loves us. If you like, I can get them O/nighted to you as they are all just sitting in a box in the storage room.

Oh yes please Sister Phebe. That would be fabulous. I would treasure them. The boys will of course be home schooled and scripture is much more important than reading and writing at this age.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Sister Charli,
I know you have a llot on your mind but I thought I would share this textbook entry in case you never had ''the talk''.I hope you find it useful and informative.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I accepted Mr Luke's marriage proposal

Potty training for mark (aged 2) has gone totally haywire. I think he misses his Daddy. So he is back in nappies fulltime. We will keep persevering.

Here is a good trick, call it target practice, they sell small bullseyes to float in the toilet and the young man can aim at it. I know what your thinking, no targets at your local store, right! well float a piece of cereal and use it as a target, cheerios and fruitloops are the best but don;t try it if they are a wheetabix eaters.