[BelieverInGod]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

You make an excellent point, sister. Mind you, the pregnant women in question should never be allowed out in public and fussed over, but dragging teenagers into a delivery room and forcing them to watch as a cantelope sized infant head is squeezed out of a peach sized hoo-hoo is about all the sex education that they need.

I guess I was about 10 when this happened. My sister was very sick during her pregnancy, so I was sent over to do the cooking, cleaning, help her out, and hold her hair while she suffered morning sickness. I went through about 6 months of this, so no it wasn't out in the public. As for my sister-in-laws, one became a rabid pit-bull for 9 months (she scared my brother and he's a cop), and the third one spent 9 months whining and complaining about being fat and ugly.

I think we should send all young girls to go live with a pregnant woman to see what they have to go through. Then point out how hard it would be for said woman if she didn't have a husband to run out and get her the "pickles and ice cream".

No pain killers should be given to the woman involved and the adolescent in attendence should be made to see and smell the blood and feces (they never mention that in all the soft-focus pregnancy porn), as well as hear the screams and vaginal tearing.

I didn't take painkillers, but I did have the enema, was that wrong? I'm sure that the doctor didn't want me crapping all over him.

If God is really on the ball that day, there could also be vomitting.

Man, God was not kidding when He lowered the boom on Eve.


Infertilely Yours,

Handmaiden

Well most of the vomiting happens before labor, but it is so sudden. All of a sudden you feel nauseous and you have to try and get your fat waddling body into the bathroom before you actually throw up. There were times I didn't make it and it would have been nice to have someone there (10-year-old girl?) to clean it up for me.

But sickular society wants to take all of this information away from our girls and make them think that having a child is a beautiful wonderful thing that every girl should try before they're 20.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Ugh B.I.G, your making me leave the room!

Woman talk, blech!

[Felicity]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

@James Hutchins Well, this is the Prayer Shack for Women.

[handmaiden]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

@James Hutchins Well, this is the Prayer Shack for Women.

So very true dear.


Where else can we natter on about our trivial feminine concerns?


Adorably Yours,

Handmaiden

[Levi Jones]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

The "P" word makes me very uncomfortable.
It seems a little blue to me.

Just because a woman chose to get in the family way doesn't mean she should flaunt it in front of me. I mean, I don't need to be reminded of what she did to get that way.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Just because a woman chose to get in the family way doesn't mean she should flaunt it in front of me. I mean, I don't need to be reminded of what she did to get that way.

There is nothing wrong with the pregnant female form

There are much worse sights out there

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Jo Freddie, why you feel the need to post disgusting pornography here is totally beyond me.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Jo Freddie, why you feel the need to post disgusting pornography here is totally beyond me.

Definition of PORNOGRAPHY
1 The depiction of erotic behaviour (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement.
2 Material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behaviour and is intended to cause sexual excitement.
3 The depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction

Nope not Pornography.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

As unappealing a woman becomes during pregnancy, it must be remembered she is following the wishes of our Lord.

1 Timothy 2:15

Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

That said, it is not written that husbands should rejoice in the changes that come over her. It might be an idea that closed communities, such as Freehold, institute a dormitory system for the pregnant women to reside in until this unpleasant time has passed.This home might have a church based employment service for temporary employment of housekeepers. It would be an ambitious endeavor but it could be the answer to many problems.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Well, after all the fuss of Mrs. Porter's pregancy with our last son, Harold Porter IV, I decided to be at the hospital for the birth of this one and even agreed to witness the delivery.

What a mistake. As she carried on about pain and discomfort, she actually broke out in a disgusting sweat as if she had just run a marathon. Comfortable in bed with plenty of pillows and blankets, and she's squawking about something for the pain is if she had just nailed her thumb with a framing hammer. I told the doctor she has always had a very low tolerance for pain and that we did NOT want any poison that might make my son a retarded.

I went to get a sandwich at the cafeteria and what do I return to? Quite the foul spectacle. They had my wife with her legs in the air and were opening up a Hefty bag underneath her. I asked the doctor and his tag team what in the world they were planning? "We do NOT abort our children!" He said something about "containment of afterbirth" and warned me to get out of his way or leave the room.

You know, she always came home with a clean and pink little boy, rightfully sobbing as he realized the world of sin that he had just entered. This is NOT what came out of my wife! He was almost blue and accompanied by a virtual mudslide of some of the most reprehensible and vile material I have ever seen. I nearly lost my roast beef and cheddar right there.

If ever there was a reminder of just how wicked the woman was when she took the fruit of Satan (and doomed the innocent man as well), this is surely it.

I had no choice but to return home and knock back a couple fingers of Scotch to soothe my nerves and pick them up the next morning after all the mess was cleaned up. Thank Jesus we are done creating 4 sons that will serve Him. I could never do THAT again.

In Christ

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Definition of PORNOGRAPHY
1 The depiction of erotic behaviour (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement.
2 Material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behaviour and is intended to cause sexual excitement.
3 The depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction

Nope not Pornography.

It's a naked woman, just because you don't find women attractive doesn't mean it's not pornography.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

It's a naked woman, just because you don't find women attractive doesn't mean it's not pornography.

Just because a picture is of a naked person does not make it pornographic. Those pictures are of naked people, they are not pornographic, they are in no way explicit and do not have any sexual connotation. Are you so depraved that you are incapable of seeing a naked body without thinking of sex?

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Just because a picture is of a naked person does not make it pornographic. Those pictures are of naked people, they are not pornographic, they are in no way explicit and do not have any sexual connotation. Are you so depraved that you are incapable of seeing a naked body without thinking of sex?

I'm guessing the answer would be "yes".

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

Just because a picture is of a naked person does not make it pornographic. Those pictures are of naked people, they are not pornographic, they are in no way explicit and do not have any sexual connotation. Are you so depraved that you are incapable of seeing a naked body without thinking of sex?

There are only 3 people in this world who should ever see you naked, your mother, your doctor and your spouse. Other than that, it is exploitative and it is pornography!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Should Pregnant Women Be Seen?

There are only 3 people in this world who should ever see you naked, your mother, your doctor and your spouse. Other than that, it is exploitative and it is pornography!

What a huge pile of Bovine Excrement.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the naked human body and it is only due to your depraved incapability to detach nakedness from sex that makes you think that it is pornographic.