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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11358
    #31
    Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble

    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    @Jo Freddie Please leave! This is Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women!

    Thank you, dear sweet Sister Felicity. There are times when it is quite troublesome to have men around. What with their deep resonant voices, and large, strong hands. And must they smell so. . . masculine?

    Arrgh! I need them out of sight, sound and smell.



    Tryingtoconcentratedly Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070
        #32
        Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble

        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
        @Jo Freddie Please leave! This is Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women!
        Some do say Jo Freddie cries like a little girl Felicity
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Felicity
            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 4834
            #33
            Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Are you only asking me to leave as you feel I am the only REAL man in this topic and the other are feminine enough to stay?
            @Jo Freddie No. Handmaiden asked all men to leave and you were the only impolite one ignoring that!
            I Jesus!

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #34
                Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                Thank you, dear sweet Sister Felicity. There are times when it is quite troublesome to have men around. What with their deep resonant voices, and large, strong hands. And must they smell so. . . masculine?

                Arrgh! I need them out of sight, sound and smell.



                Tryingtoconcentratedly Yours,

                Handmaiden
                Go and take a cold shower Mien Handy, that might help.
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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11358
                    #35
                    Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Go and take a cold shower Mien Handy, that might help.
                    I always take cold showers. Jesus never had a hot shower, and what's good enough for Him is good enough for me.

                    Now, we ladies don't want to be bothered with the likes of a pantsless ovine like yourself. I am NOT in a good mood, and you are not a True Christian man, which means I don't have to be meek and submissive when dealing with the likes of you.


                    Get out now, before I decide to make rack of lamb. I'm really, REALLY in the mood for some red meat.


                    Irritably Yours,

                    Handmaiden
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #36
                        Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble

                        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                        I always take cold showers. Jesus never had a hot shower, and what's good enough for Him is good enough for me.

                        Now, we ladies don't want to be bothered with the likes of a pantsless ovine like yourself. I am NOT in a good mood, and you are not a True Christian man, which means I don't have to be meek and submissive when dealing with the likes of you.


                        Get out now, before I decide to make rack of lamb. I'm really, REALLY in the mood for some red meat.


                        Irritably Yours,

                        Handmaiden
                        Maybe some chamomile tea would help Mien Handy.
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                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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