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  • #16
    Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Are you a Mormon? We have a zero-tolerance policy on mormons in this forum.
    nope, I'm not a mormon, but my two other wives was killed

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    • #17
      Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      I think Ragnarok should be added to our list of False Religions.
      We have Asstrue listed. Isn't that the same thing, or is Ragnarok something different?

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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      • #18
        Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
        We have Asstrue listed. Isn't that the same thing, or is Ragnarok something different?

        Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Who knows dear Pastor.
        They'll all end up burning in Hell if we can't make protests and BANISH THEM ALL from the face of the Innernets.

        I'm very disappointed with Twiglet Princess, I thought for a moment she was going to be my True Friend© but it turns out she may be one of these freaks as well.

        It makes me so sad.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #19
          Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

          Originally posted by Twilightprincess View Post



          Oh no, I am only 17,......
          Then you are banned from this Christian forum. We do not tolerate teen aged God mockers here.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

            Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
            nope, I'm not a mormon, but my two other wives was killed
            Such a great name for a wife killing cop from Bolingbrook

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            • #21
              Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

              Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
              Such a great name for a wife killing cop from Bolingbrook
              my first wife was killed by a truckdriving homer who was watching fagporn and the second one by an evil gothard both on drugs and alcohol.

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              • #22
                Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
                my first wife was killed by a truckdriving homer who was watching fagporn and the second one by an evil gothard both on drugs and alcohol.
                I think you need to make an introductory post of your own (in the "Introductions" thread) and tell us all the sordid details of your life.

                Including how much you will be Tithing....
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I think you need to make an introductory post of your own (in the "Introductions" thread) and tell us all the sordid details of your life.

                  Including how much you will be Tithing....
                  been there, done that brother

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                  • #24
                    Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                    Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
                    been there, done that brother
                    I was just in the intro thread and you are not there. Are you suggesting you are a banned heathen come back under another name?
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #25
                      Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      I was just in the intro thread and you are not there. Are you suggesting you are a banned heathen come back under another name?
                      No I'm suggesting I already did an introduction post
                      christian newbie - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5679
                      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                      I would rather shoot myself than being a godless heathen

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                      • #26
                        Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                        Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
                        No I'm suggesting I already did an introduction post
                        christian newbie - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5679
                        Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                        I would rather shoot myself than being a godless heathen
                        Then why do you worship satan?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Then why do you worship satan?
                          If he's an emo or goth, then saying he'd rather commit suicide than worship Satan is a bit of a meaningless statement, since he'd also rather commit suicide instead of having a nice slice of pie.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #28
                            Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Then why do you worship satan?
                            I worship the Lord

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                            • #29
                              Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                              Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
                              I worship the Lord
                              Then why do you honor satan with such a name as "Angelwing-Devil"?

                              You also appear to be completely unfamiliar with God's Holy Word. Do you even have your husband's permission to be in this Godly forum?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

                                Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
                                my first wife was killed by a truckdriving homer who was watching fagporn and the second one by an evil gothard both on drugs and alcohol.
                                So you're saying you're a drunken truckdriving gothard homer?

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