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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #16
    Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

    Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
    Online shopping is great! If you do all your shopping online your daddy or husband can stand beside you and make sure you're spending his hard earned money on the right things and not on girly frilly useless things.
    AMEN!

    Also you can spend your money with Godly companies and not have to deal with the sickularst companies. It is also easier to find True Christian(TM) gifts!
    Drama queen

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      That is a bit old fashioned Brother James. My wife uses the computer for online shopping which means she does not have to go to dangerous shopping malls and has more time to cook and clean. Also when my mother in law turned 100 last month, we just sent her an e-mail instead of visiting her, saving lots of time.
      My mother,my Grandmother never had a computer. No I think all a computer will do for a female is distract her from her duties. Females have become spoiled brats, all of them just want more fancy things. Sure they tell you that a new washing machine will give them more time to do other house work. I think all the modern stuff just gives them time to sit on the sofa and eat bon bons. What is to stop a woman from going to interweb sights that promote equal rights, and other such silly notions? Whats next will they want to have equal say in the home?

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        My mother,my Grandmother never had a computer. No I think all a computer will do for a female is distract her from her duties. Females have become spoiled brats, all of them just want more fancy things. Sure they tell you that a new washing machine will give them more time to do other house work. I think all the modern stuff just gives them time to sit on the sofa and eat bon bons. What is to stop a woman from going to interweb sights that promote equal rights, and other such silly notions? Whats next will they want to have equal say in the home?
        Before I moved to Freehold, when I was married to Ethel, curse her lexbeanic ways, I could not let her do any sort of shopping, online or at the store. Although, early on in the marriage before Ethel started to become recalcitrant, I allowed her to order from the internet. I figured, at the time, that this was better than letting her go into town and be around real people who have sex organs and things. But wouldn't fate have it, Ethel started sneaking around to lezbeeun porn sites and playing with herself in front of the computer. I had to ban her from the computer all together. But this didn't mean it was okay for Ethel to go into town by herself. It meant I had to shoulder the burden myself.

        I would advise you, Brother, to have one of your mexican'ts do your shopping. Never trust a woman with your money.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Hillary Clinton
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2010
          • 15

          #19
          Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

          I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!

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          • Dutch Girl
            Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
            • Nov 2010
            • 283

            #20
            Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

            Originally posted by Hillary Clinton View Post
            I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!
            I would have never expected to find you on this forum.


            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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            • Hillary Clinton
              Unsaved trash
              • Aug 2010
              • 15

              #21
              Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

              Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
              I would have never expected to find you on this forum.
              Nice to meat you too, young lady.

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              • Higgins
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2010
                • 314

                #22
                Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                Here is the thing, I would be more than happy to conceed control of all the things in life over to women, if they can show me 4800 years worth of experience of them running the world effectively. Since it is clear they cannot do so, they ought to be regulated to the household and therefore without a computer (unless they have their husband's or father's permission)
                Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #23
                  Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                  Originally posted by Hillary Clinton View Post
                  I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!

                  You see Brothers this is a perfect example of why a female should not have a computer. If Mrs Clinton would have taken care of her husband instead of surfing the interweb for lesbo porn, he might not have needed to look for other companionship.

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                  • Lycia The Repentant
                    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 2019

                    #24
                    Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                    Originally posted by Hillary Clinton View Post
                    I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!
                    If you had even tried the ironing board set-up you would know you can run a Linux distro on it and its much more stable than a regular computer with Windows.
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #25
                      Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                      Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                      Online shopping is great! If you do all your shopping online your daddy or husband can stand beside you and make sure you're spending his hard earned money on the right things and not on girly frilly useless things.
                      Like this! Can you think of anything more girly, frilly, and useless?

                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Adilene
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                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 332

                        #26
                        Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        This one should make her feel right at home:
                        I read this and was scared for awhile! My husband allows me 2 hours of computer time SUPERVISED. I can Iron all I want. I can go on these forums only, as long as all my chores are done, and the dinner is cooked. He will let me start driving our school bus next week, SUPERVISED! I'm so excited!!!
                        “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                        • Bible Student
                          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                          With Jesus now.
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 2474

                          #27
                          Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          I ask you this, does a computer aid a female in doing her work? Will it help her clean, cook and birth children? I don't think so.
                          I don't know if you read much about the insidious plans of that Satanist Bill Gates but he had great plans for blue tooth. And we are not talking about dental hygiene here either.

                          Blue tooth was supposed to talk to your coffee pot to make coffee in the morning. It was supposed to talk to your vacuum sweeper to guide in on its merry slide around your house. It was supposed to talk to your refrigerator and keep track of all the food you use, and even send the shopping list to your nearest grocer.

                          Had Mr. Gates realized all his dreams he would have been taking away all the work a dutiful wife should perform. More and more wives would have been sent to eternal damnation because they would have nothing to do but laze around the house thinking sinful thoughts.

                          Well God in his infinite wisdom stopped blue tooth and stopped Bill Gates. And since 2007 he has sold about 2/3 of his Microsoft stock.
                          2007 - 80 million shares
                          2008 - 64 million shares
                          2009 - 100 million shares
                          2010 - 150 million shares

                          He may have dropped down to only being the second richest man in the world. Next stop is the poor house for him.
                          Matthew 23:11-12 -- But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant. And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
                          Notice that the computer displayed by Nobar King is True Christian appropriate. It does not have blue tooth.
                          YiJC, BS

                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474

                            #28
                            Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                            If you had even tried the ironing board set-up you would know you can run a Linux distro on it and its much more stable than a regular computer with Windows.
                            Amen Sister Lycia. And you would not be putting your (or your husband's or father's if you are female) money into that sinful atheist Bill Gates' coffers.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                            • Adilene
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 332

                              #29
                              Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                              Amen Sister Lycia. And you would not be putting your (or your husband's or father's if you are female) money into that sinful atheist Bill Gates' coffers.
                              Being a woman and not nothing what a Bill Gates is, can you please explain?
                              “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                              • Bible Student
                                Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                                With Jesus now.
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 2474

                                #30
                                Re: Even a girl can have a computer!

                                Originally posted by Adilene View Post
                                Being a woman and not nothing what a Bill Gates is, can you please explain?
                                He use to be the richest man in the world. He started a company called Microsoft which makes Windows software which runs on most people's computers. Most of the software he claims to write, he steals from other people and tells them to sue him, knowing far well he can outspend them.

                                I have this on good authority. Me. We actually know each other. He doesn't like me much just because I said bad things about him way (way, way, way) back then in magazines.
                                YiJC, BS

                                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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