[LizzyP]

Sorry, I didn't mean you specifically, I was just mulling over the situation. I'm sure there are thousands of women in your situation.

You don't need to apologize. It was my fault. I didn't pay attention so I am sorry..
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[BelieverInGod]

Re: Free Menstra homes

At the current time I just lock myself in a unused room. As far from other people as possible, and I seal off everything with plastic and duct tape...I do not know what else to do..I suppose I could use the tent on the balcony as suggested, but it's a little cold outside, and it would not be good if I got sick.

Sorry, I didn't mean you specifically, I was just mulling over the situation. I'm sure there are thousands of women in your situation.

[LizzyP]

Re: Free Menstra homes

You know, that's a really good point. Before I was married I lived in an apartment complex in the center of town. I had a storage room, I guess I could have used that. Or put an ice fishing tent out on the balcony. Those aren't really made to be slept in though.

At the current time I just lock myself in a unused room. As far from other people as possible, and I seal off everything with plastic and duct tape...I do not know what else to do..I suppose I could use the tent on the balcony as suggested, but it's a little cold outside, and it would not be good if I got sick.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Just curious, but you stated you lived in an apartment complex. Exactly where would you put your Menstra Hut if Bro James were so generous as to give you one? Is there a woods in back of the parking lot?

You know, that's a really good point. Before I was married I lived in an apartment complex in the center of town. I had a storage room, I guess I could have used that. Or put an ice fishing tent out on the balcony. Those aren't really made to be slept in though.

[LizzyP]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Just curious, but you stated you lived in an apartment complex. Exactly where would you put your Menstra Hut if Bro James were so generous as to give you one? Is there a woods in back of the parking lot?

Yes, there is a lovely path of unused woods behind my building. Not many people go back there anymore so it would be the perfect place to build one, far from people, but not too far.

[Bible Student]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Sisters of Landover, it has come to may attention that many of you have little or no place to go during your unclean time. Granted the men really do not want you around during your nasty time, can you blame us? Never the less I feel that I must do something to help. I see no reason that you should have to stay in tents, under tarps or in shabby shacks with out heat and running water. Through my foundation "DFAC", I have arranged for a modest little place to be built on your husbands property. Or your own property if you are not wed. They all will have a modest ladies room, heat and a small kitchenette. For any family making under $ 250,000 dollars a year its my gift to them.All single Sisters are prequalified. I have 3 different models to choose from. Contact my assistant Sister Lycia for more details. YIC James Dewitt

Wow that is just wonderful that you would do something like that Brother James! I am unfortunate enough to not have one myself. I just lock myself up in the bathroom, because I do not want to infect the other people in my building during that time. If I had my own Menstra home I would be able to save a lot of people from myself in my unclean time.

Just curious, but you stated you lived in an apartment complex. Exactly where would you put your Menstra Hut if Bro James were so generous as to give you one? Is there a woods in back of the parking lot?

[LizzyP]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Sisters of Landover, it has come to may attention that many of you have little or no place to go during your unclean time. Granted the men really do not want you around during your nasty time, can you blame us? Never the less I feel that I must do something to help. I see no reason that you should have to stay in tents, under tarps or in shabby shacks with out heat and running water. Through my foundation "DFAC", I have arranged for a modest little place to be built on your husbands property. Or your own property if you are not wed. They all will have a modest ladies room, heat and a small kitchenette. For any family making under $ 250,000 dollars a year its my gift to them.All single Sisters are prequalified. I have 3 different models to choose from. Contact my assistant Sister Lycia for more details. YIC James Dewitt

Wow that is just wonderful that you would do something like that Brother James! I am unfortunate enough to not have one myself. I just lock myself up in the bathroom, because I do not want to infect the other people in my building during that time. If I had my own Menstra home I would be able to save a lot of people from myself in my unclean time.

[Bible Student]

Re: Free Menstra homes

This is a brilliant solution, Brother!

I don't know why someone (aside from a peeper!) would install a dutch door in a bathroom, either.

Highly suspicious.

I've found three different examples of peepers and I'm not sure how any of them would benefit from a dutch door either.

From: http://museum.gov.ns.ca/mnh/nature/frogs/peep.htm




From: http://www.tycollector.com/beanies/peepers-bbom.htm

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[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Sister, I know how prone you ladies are to hysterics. Please, calm down...I'm sure one of those "dutch doors" <gaack!> could be installed between the Clean Room and the rest of the hut, so a fainting bleeding female would not fall into the Clean Room by accident.

This is a brilliant solution, Brother!

I don't know why someone (aside from a peeper!) would install a dutch door in a bathroom, either.

Highly suspicious.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Free Menstra homes

I know back in the day a tent was fine. How many hours of work have been miised due to frail females catching a cold during the winter months? Brother its about time we help them out, or do you like doing dinner dishes?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Not a problem Brother, have you made a choice yet? I bet you are thinking of the rustic log cabin style. It should go over quite well in Kentucky.

A small canvas tent should be more than good enough, at least there might be a chance to wash out the smell. A cabin would probably have to be burned afterward.

However if an unclean woman would take out a mortgage on said structure the Godly banking industry could foreclose on her ruining her for life. They could then set it ablaze.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Brother James your True Christian generosity never ceases to humble me

Not a problem Brother, have you made a choice yet? I bet you are thinking of the rustic log cabin style. It should go over quite well in Kentucky.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Exactly what I've been looking for.

The city fathers of Freehold somehow neglected to erect a menstra hut outside the Freehold Supreme Court building. I've talked to the other judges and they constantly complain about the smell coming from the unclean time of the female staff here in the building.

I'm envisioning that each time one of the female staff shows up with that tell-tale smell, we issue them on the above items and that should clear up the odor coming off them.

Brother DeWitt, can you put us in contact with the distributorship for these items? We'd like to secure two case lots of them.

(I would normally have contacted Brother Free Market Fred for something like this but he seems to have too close a contact with the chink manufacturers and the Lord only knows what sort of smells they come in. And here I'm talking about the chink ones showing up smelling like fish heads or something and that's the odor we're trying to cover up.)

I happen to have a factory in Messico that makes them. If you call Lamont at my home in Freehold he can bring a few cases right over. I must have 30 cases in my garage.

[John Creeser]

Re: Free Menstra homes

I can supply a case of these with every Menstra Home. They are great at masking that fishy smell

Brother James your True Christian generosity never ceases to humble me

[HTannor]

Re: Free Menstra homes

Exactly what I've been looking for.

The city fathers of Freehold somehow neglected to erect a menstra hut outside the Freehold Supreme Court building. I've talked to the other judges and they constantly complain about the smell coming from the unclean time of the female staff here in the building.

I'm envisioning that each time one of the female staff shows up with that tell-tale smell, we issue them on the above items and that should clear up the odor coming off them.

Brother DeWitt, can you put us in contact with the distributorship for these items? We'd like to secure two case lots of them.

(I would normally have contacted Brother Free Market Fred for something like this but he seems to have too close a contact with the chink manufacturers and the Lord only knows what sort of smells they come in. And here I'm talking about the chink ones showing up smelling like fish heads or something and that's the odor we're trying to cover up.)