Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

[AngelaT]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

From the author of "sistah vegan" :

"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."

ummm.....

I'm new here, so I hope it's OK for me to comment. How can there be Feminist geography? That doesn't even make sense. Does she think countries move to somewhere else if you're a feminist??

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

I find this cover despicable:



Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.

Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.

Actually brother, I don't think you're supposed to eat the grapes. I believe that these whores only cook for other whores. It's sickening.

I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.

I hope everyone who viewed reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.

You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!

Perhaps the recipes are in there, I didn't actually open the books to look.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.

I hope everyone who reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.

You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

From the author of "sistah vegan" :

"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."

ummm.....

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

How many recipes for Catholic communion cookies does anyone need?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

I find this cover despicable:



Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.

Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.

[BelieverInGod]

SISTERS! I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES

Okay, after being stared at by Sister MM like I was speaking some foreign tongue when I gave her a tray of Nanaimo bars on Sunday, I decided to drop by the Des Moines library to pick up some real American cook books.

I am so sorry. I didn't know what I was getting myself into. All I wanted was good American Cookbooks so that I wouldn't show my Canadian shame.

Did you know there are witch and lesbian cookbooks? Why do lesbians and witches need cookbooks, don't their gay friends do all the cooking for them?

I came across the following titles, and it completely shocked me.



Those are just a few of the awful titles I saw. I am so glad that I didn't go through the steps of getting a Library card. I took as many of the books as I could up to the counter and THREW them at the lesbian there. I then started rebuking her and telling her that as hard as it must be for an old spinster like her LESBIANISM IS NOT THE ANSWER! I then pulled out my lighter and tried to burn the books, but a very large security guard grabbed me at that point and threw me out.

I was so shook up that I almost caused 3 accidents on the way home. Do the Lesbians have to get their filthy little fingers into ever part of society? I thought cooking and cleaning was below them, isn't that why they all smell like filthy hippies?

Seth properly rebuked me when I got home, and I deserved it. I thought I would surprise him with a completely authentic American meal, but failed completely. I should know better than to do such silly things without asking him first.