[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Gen 2:25 The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame

I really really hate it when people deliberately quote Holy Scripture out of context. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Anyone, even a blind deaf child of 2 years old, knows that this was before Eve broke God's rules for which all women still get a well deserved punishment each and every day.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

...Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed.

You see, this illustrates the problem with using the wrong Bible. In the King James, that verse reads thusly:

Job 1:21 "And said, Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, And naked shall I return thither: The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; Blessed be the name of the Lord."

It says nothing about returning to the "womb of the earth". That's just disgusting.

[melissajlong]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.

Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.

Gen 2:25 The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame

Isaiah 20:2 God told Isaiah son of Amoz, "Go, take off your clothes and sandals," and Isaiah did it, going about naked and barefooted.

Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Hmm... I'll maybe pop round this evening to drop off those papers. I'm back in Britain at the weekend.

Well, I'm home all day, Seth isn't back until around 5 or so on Friday, so whenever.

[Malencia]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

These look interesting... haven't found them at my local library though...

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

As usual, home on weekends.

Hmm... I'll maybe pop round this evening to drop off those papers. I'm back in Britain at the weekend.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?

As usual, home on weekends.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.

You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.

Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true

Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.

[Onthedope]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

The only men I know of who cook are fags.

What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook

The only men I know of who cook are fags.

[Onthedope]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?

Sorry but it one of the first post they show you when you click on the link (cool)
I know it's lazy I would never buy one to use it
I'm interested in mechanics so I find it pretty cool how it works
Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting

You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?

[Onthedope]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.

Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting