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  • YOU May Be On The Rag; Don't Put ME There!

    Dear Sisters,

    I really shouldn't have to go into this AGAIN, but I wanted to remind you that you MAY NOT post during your "time of the month."
    "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even." Leviticus 15:19-30.

    I advise all men to wear latex gloves while on this site until we can be assured that the women are complying with this directive.

    Yours in Him,
    bab

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    Re: YOU May Be On The Rag; Don't Put ME There!

    Er... I beg your pardon Sir, but I don't see how it could be possible to transmit human contamination over a network. I searched the Bible trying to find out what you are talking about and this is all I could find:
    1 Samuel 9:18 Then Saul drew near to Samuel in the gate, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, where the seer's house is.

    What kind of hardware are you guys using that it is possible to approach one another in the gate? Mine just looks like this:

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      Re: YOU May Be On The Rag; Don't Put ME There!

      Originally posted by LilyAmong View Post
      Er... I beg your pardon Sir, but I don't see how it could be possible to transmit human contamination over a network. I searched the Bible trying to find out what you are talking about and this is all I could find:
      1 Samuel 9:18 Then Saul drew near to Samuel in the gate, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, where the seer's house is.

      What kind of hardware are you guys using that it is possible to approach one another in the gate? Mine just looks like this:

      I'm not posting any images of anything I own. Some menstruating woman might touch it.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        Re: YOU May Be On The Rag; Don't Put ME There!

        Originally posted by LilyAmong View Post
        Er... I beg your pardon Sir, but I don't see how it could be possible to transmit human contamination over a network. I searched the Bible trying to find out what you are talking about and this is all I could find:
        1 Samuel 9:18 Then Saul drew near to Samuel in the gate, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, where the seer's house is.

        What kind of hardware are you guys using that it is possible to approach one another in the gate? Mine just looks like this:

        True Christians(tm) are Blessed to have the amazing JesOS Operating System at our disposal. You might be amazed at it's Divine Power.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: YOU May Be On The Rag; Don't Put ME There!

          Niiice OS. I especially like the Bluetooth detonation feature!

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            Re: YOU May Be On The Rag; Don't Put ME There!

            Originally posted by LilyAmong View Post
            Er... I beg your pardon Sir, but I don't see how it could be possible to transmit human contamination over a network. I searched the Bible trying to find out what you are talking about and this is all I could find:
            1 Samuel 9:18 Then Saul drew near to Samuel in the gate, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, where the seer's house is.

            What kind of hardware are you guys using that it is possible to approach one another in the gate? Mine just looks like this:

            You may want to have your husband go to the local pharmacy and get you better "hardware" I do not know fully how a woman's body works, but I do not know how that will help with your issue. I shudder at the deviance in your mind.
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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