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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #16
    Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Eggs benedict? I fail to see the implication....? I know I'll be sorry for asking but what is the connection there?
    ...Good Lord you are stupid, woman...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131
        #17
        Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        ...Good Lord you are stupid, woman...
        No, I'm just not as filthy minded as SOME of the people on this forum.
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639
            #18
            Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            No, I'm just not as filthy minded as SOME of the people on this forum.
            If I understand Brother Temperance correctly, you don't have to have a filthy mind to get it -- just a basic understanding of what is True Christianity™ and what isn't.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #19
                Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Eggs benedict? I fail to see the implication....? I know I'll be sorry for asking but what is the connection there?
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Benedict_XVI
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #20
                    Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Benedict_XVI
                    Oh
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Jess84
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                        • Dec 2007
                        • 2
                        #21
                        Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                        you are so smart! i always agree with everything you say!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #22
                            Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                            Originally posted by Jess84 View Post
                            you are so smart! i always agree with everything you say!
                            This thread is over one year old. Whom are you agreeing with?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Father Thomas Martin
                                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1015
                                #23
                                Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                The faithful, obedient and dutiful wife of "Father Knows Best" has died. Jane Wyatt, a model for all Christian females, a woman who knew the importance of keeping a spotlessly clean home, a hot meal on the table waiting when Father arrived home, and well-groomed, quiet, respectful children with no problems whatsoever, has finally been killed by Jesus and sent to hell. The full story is HERE.



                                I know you ladies will be heartbroken by this news, but after all, she was just another soulless woman, so don't carry on about it too much. Please feel free to post any tributes or fond memories you might have of Jane Wyatt. In honor of her memory, I'd like to suggest that you all start baking for us men.
                                So you say not even the Godliest women can go to heaven:

                                Well, I say to you: "YOU BROOD OF VIPERS!"
                                ACTS 5:29
                                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78555
                                    #24
                                    Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                                    So you say not even the Godliest women can go to heaven:

                                    Well, I say to you: "YOU BROOD OF VIPERS!"
                                    Please show me which verses in the KJV indicate that women have souls. I'll wait.....
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Father Thomas Martin
                                        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 1015
                                        #25
                                        Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Please show me which verses in the KJV indicate that women have souls. I'll wait.....
                                        Well, show me a verse which says they DON'T have souls...
                                        ACTS 5:29
                                        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                            Senior Pastor
                                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                            On FIRE for Jesus
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5812
                                            #26
                                            Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                                            Well, show me a verse which says they DON'T have souls...
                                            The Bible doesn't say for certain one way or the other. This article shows how it is unlikely that women have souls, but it is not known for certain one way or the other. Whether or not women have souls is something that Christians of good faith can disagree on.

                                            However, you are the one who proclaims that women have souls as if it is established fact. The burden of proof therefore falls on you, friend.

                                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                                              • FICKIN SLAYER!
                                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 10
                                                #27
                                                Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                                good she was probably a heathen wench...

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                                                  • jkbogart
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Under Investigation
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 4
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                                                    The Bible doesn't say for certain one way or the other. This article shows how it is unlikely that women have souls, but it is not known for certain one way or the other. Whether or not women have souls is something that Christians of good faith can disagree on.

                                                    However, you are the one who proclaims that women have souls as if it is established fact. The burden of proof therefore falls on you, friend.

                                                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                    Wouldn't it be better to not insult her by saying she has no soul, just in case women do have souls and God gets pissed at you for insulting one of his most dutiful followers.
                                                    It's the disease of the age
                                                    It's the disease that we crave
                                                    Alone at the end of the rave
                                                    We catch the last bus home
                                                    Protect me from what I want

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                                                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                        Senior Pastor
                                                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                                        On FIRE for Jesus
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5812
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                                        Originally posted by jkbogart View Post
                                                        Wouldn't it be better to not insult her by saying she has no soul, just in case women do have souls and God gets pissed at you for insulting one of his most dutiful followers.
                                                        I don't see how we've insulted anyone. The word "insult" implies malice. I said earlier that this was a topic upon which Christians of good conscience can disagree.

                                                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                                                        ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                                                        Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                                                        #ChristianLivesMatter

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                                                          • ISuckTheWiiUp
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                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                            • 58
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Father Knows Best Wife Dies

                                                            I think it's better just to say that women have a sort of 'half-soul'. That way, everyone wins.

                                                            Or, you could just grow up and realise religion is a stupid bunch of lies.

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