Satan's home furnishings

[MitzaLizalor]

Recently I have started receiving home mail deliveries, and as a result I now get JUNK MAIL.

In a brochure (or whatever they call the stuff) that landed this morning I was invited to purchase this item:

"It can't get worse than this" I thought, as I fed the catalogue into my wood-fired coffee roaster. But then on reflection I thought that in Satan's hands anything bad is possible, especially considering the commitment of avant garde furniture designers to his loathsome cause.

I would rather have brucellosis.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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What is? Is a chair? Or a shoe?

[Sister Kitty]

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Is that... thing, intended for one person or two?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Is that... thing, intended for one person or two?

I think this is the 2 seater version

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I think this is the 2 seater version

Is for rabbits this? Or is a bird nest whit a platform for take off flying or what??!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Is for rabbits this? Or is a bird nest whit a platform for take off flying or what??!

I'm not sure what it's for, but it holds 2 people - the behive effect thing is for the heads (maybe)

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Never allow a homosexual to colour co-ordinate your home

[Sister Kitty]

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I'm not sure what it's for, but it holds 2 people

Dear Mitza, sister, no. No. It holds 3 people!!!

I used the google and found out what that vile contraption is for: Sinful 3-way perversity!

I must seek forgiveness for these vile images the google has put in my head. I shall beg my husband to administer the appropriate discipline. I hope it does not involve a chair.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I dont know. That second chair look like a very good idea.

In fact, it look perfect for a siesta. Is it a 'siesta chair'??
I want one.

[Sister Kitty]

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I dont know. That second chair look like a very good idea.

In fact, it look perfect for a siesta. Is it a 'siesta chair'??
I want one.

I'll bet you do.

[Georgina]

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yep apparently satans latest guise is a furniture manufacturer. besides ikea i mean.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Landoverians do not take "acid" and are not fixated on frogs, even if they are in condoms - I couldn't think of anything WORSE - why don't you table your zooerastic fanatsies elsewhere¿