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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    Why would a man want to look at a woman's legs? This is a nonsense question. Women should just throw on a dress to hide their over sized behinds so as not to disgust their husbands. I know my Tish did before she got sick.

    Better thing for you ladies is stop bugging your husbands for attention bed. Learn to control your appetites and stop it with the pouting and little viscous insults like "floppy"

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  • ObediantWife
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    I shave my legs as my husband expects me to. He doesn't want to feel like he's making the beast with two backs with another male, and neither do I want him to feel like that.

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  • Princess001
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    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    I should infract you for this sexual innuendo, but I'm in a good mood having just returned from our Men's Study Group.

    Please keep it clean as there are countless young children on their father's laps viewing this forum for Bible Study and homework.

    In Christ
    I'm so sorry Brother, It was a thoughtless comment, I shouldn't have ventured into the smoothness aspect, I don't know where my head was at or what I was thinking I...I'm rambling I'm sorry. What I'm trying to say is it won't happen again! I hope you had an excellent Men's Study Group!

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
    I'm sure Carrie Prejean shaves her legs as well though! I'm sure she shaves everything! I'm sure they're very smooth! As well as everything she shaves.
    I should infract you for this sexual innuendo, but I'm in a good mood having just returned from our Men's Study Group.

    Please keep it clean as there are countless young children on their father's laps viewing this forum for Bible Study and homework.

    In Christ

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  • Princess001
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    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
    I assure you I am very, very pretty. But to be honest that's not me in the picture, it's the equally pretty Carrie Prejean...I love her!(not in a gay way)
    I'm sure Carrie Prejean shaves her legs as well though! I'm sure she shaves everything! I'm sure they're very smooth! As well as everything she shaves.

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    This is a question that has been bothering me for years. We all know that leg shaving is another tool in the toolbox of a common hussy, trying to lure in an unsuspecting man for fornication.
    Well, in the Porter home I need my wife to shave her legs. We tried letting it grow natural.

    But she knows of my past, as a queer by choice. Too many times I wanted to flip her on her stomach and violate her because of the leg hair that reminded me of my past life as a predatory sodomite.

    True Christian™ women should shave their legs.

    In Christ

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  • Princess001
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    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
    i thought i was the only one!

    Of course i didn't know there existed people outside of my immediate family until i was betrothed to one.

    i only started shaving my legs because my mother was preparing me for my honeymoon with Billy Bob. i think that is the age that a woman should start shaving her legs, as that is what i have been instructed to think.

    You are so pretty. i wish i was pretty like you. Billy Bob says i am homely, which means i should stay inside the home where others do not have to behold my repulsive visage. But i knew that because it is the same thing my father used to tell me. So i was unsurprised.

    Oh how happy i was when i found out Billy Bob's former wife was stoned to death by mysterious vigilantes for her lesbian harlotry so i could shave my legs and Billy Bob and i could be legally married!

    Billy Bob: I approve this post.
    I assure you I am very, very pretty. But to be honest that's not me in the picture, it's the equally pretty Carrie Prejean...I love her!(not in a gay way)

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  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
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    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
    I do!
    i thought i was the only one!

    Of course i didn't know there existed people outside of my immediate family until i was betrothed to one.

    i only started shaving my legs because my mother was preparing me for my honeymoon with Billy Bob. i think that is the age that a woman should start shaving her legs, as that is what i have been instructed to think.

    You are so pretty. i wish i was pretty like you. Billy Bob says i am homely, which means i should stay inside the home where others do not have to behold my repulsive visage. But i knew that because it is the same thing my father used to tell me. So i was unsurprised.

    Oh how happy i was when i found out Billy Bob's former wife was stoned to death by mysterious vigilantes for her lesbian harlotry so i could shave my legs and Billy Bob and i could be legally married!

    Billy Bob: I approve this post.

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  • Princess001
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    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    I do!

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  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
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    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    Ladies of Landover, do you shave your legs or not?
    Women outside my kitchen shave their legs?

    Billy Bob: I approve this post.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Should a woman shave her legs?

    This is a question that has been bothering me for years. We all know that leg shaving is another tool in the toolbox of a common hussy, trying to lure in an unsuspecting man for fornication.

    On the other hand, whenever I see hippie trash in town they often have unsightly unshaven legs. No True Believer in God Almighty would ever want to be confused with hippie scum. Plus the stubble usually causes runs in my stockings.

    If anyone has any Scripture to provide guidance on the matter, please share it. I asked my husband, but he gave me that look which means I'm about to get the back of his hand. As much as I appreciate his Godly corrections, I do try to avoid displeasing him whenever possible.

    Ladies of Landover, do you shave your legs or not?
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