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I wish I had a wife so she could try a little banana cream pie on me.
I wish I had a wife so she could try a little banana cream pie on me.
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Quite true, they are the head of the household and the head always makes the decisions. without their Pie who knows what will happen, always need to be wiling to get it ready no matter what! You need food for the stomach as well as food for the soul!Originally posted by Kitchen Keepin View PostTC women disrobe where ever their husband commands them to. If Mr. Keeper wants his husbandly rights right there on the living room floor in front of the fireplace, well, it's his living room isn't it?
a TC wife does not question her husbands demands.
especially when it comes to PIExxx Kat xxxComment
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When a woman bakes me a savory bacon cheese pie, I like for it to be made with Robin Hood flour, because it's the "faithful" flour!
(Even if Robin Hood was a damned Democrat.)
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Let's move on up to a real pieProverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.Comment
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I'm not quite sure how I'd feel about a woman's pie if there was pork in it.WARNING:
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Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.Comment
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One of my husband and daughter's favorite pies are blueberry pie, (I only make it every so often)! Here are pictures from last Thanksgiving:
I always love sharing recipes with others as well, of course!
2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
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My goodness Abigail, your pie sure does look juicy. I'd love to sink my teeth into some of that!WARNING:
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Nothing makes this christian happier than a good ol' Cream Pie.Ephesians 5:22-24
22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.Comment
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Amen to that, Brother Harold! I know it's unusual for menfolk to help in the kitchen, but one of the best cream pies I ever tasted was when a friend of mine from my Bible fellowship invited a bunch of us over and we all pitched in and helped his wife make the biggest cream pie I'd ever seen in my life!WARNING:
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Banana cream pie:
Pineapple and Pecan Pie:
Delicious lemon and fruit pie!
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2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
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My uncle makes the best strawberry rhubarb pie ever! I wish I had a picture or a recipe, to share but he hasn't made it since last Christmas, and I suck at making anything that involves an oven, so I would probably accidently mess up the recipe without even realizing it and the last thing anyone wants is a pie with too much baking soda in it
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You must mean your aunt, right? Because men don't bake pies.Originally posted by nohate View PostMy uncle makes the best strawberry rhubarb pie ever! I wish I had a picture or a recipe, to share but he hasn't made it since last Christmas, and I suck at making anything that involves an oven, so I would probably accidently mess up the recipe without even realizing it and the last thing anyone wants is a pie with too much baking soda in it
Unless they're queer. Is your uncle a queer?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Just thinking about the pie from somebody's uncle makes me want to heave.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou must mean your aunt, right? Because men don't bake pies.
Unless they're queer. Is your uncle a queer?
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Queer uncles tend to have poor hygiene. I would hate to think of a man baking a pie using the same hands he routinely puts inside other men's rectums.WARNING:
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