[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>

None of that slop would whet the appetite of a Christian man. Reminds me of my years when I decided to be a fag. These hors devours were common in the queer fern bars I spent all my time in. "Try an olive and meet me out back for violent sodomy behind the dumpster". No thanks.

A real Christian man needs a wholesome meal.



In Christ

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>
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It almost makes me feel naughty that they call these snacks "Tempters"!!! Hopefully only appetites will give in to temptation! Naturally I have replaced the unclean shellfish with King Krab immitation meat.


If I'm Obedient and the snack looks tasty enough, Mr Keeper will let me carry the serving plates into the front Parlor and maybe even MEET the visitors!!

Such lovely snacks, Sister Keepin – and so thoughtful, a gentile reminder of our Savior from the Kraft Company that they are all made with "Miracle" Whip.

[Kitchen Keepin]

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[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Well, I don't know anything of housekeeping, but I certainly never heard off baby-ing. You're not feeding your family babies, are you?

[Noah Sole]

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Well, I don't know anything of housekeeping, but I certainly never heard off baby-ing. You're not feeding your family babies, are you?

Kitchen Keepin isn't Dutch so doesn't feed babies to her family (nor do us Brits), you have some very strange customs out there in Dutchland. What else do you eat (in fact on second thoughts don't answer that).

YIC

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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I eat only pork-chops an beef, as man alone it is barbecue for me .

Although I'm afraid "babies for breakfast" does happen to often here (only those can't buy bracelets again "euthanasia"). I, as dutch was just confused and hoped that is limited to the Godless dutch. Seems like it is. Mind you, I keep far from those practises.

[Noah Sole]

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Hey Kitchen Keepin

I was doing some reading of Samuel yesterday and came across this recipe:

1 Samuel 28:24
And the woman had a fat calf in the house; and she hasted, and killed it, and took flour, and kneaded it, and did bake unleavened bread thereof:

What my wife can't work out is how to get a fat calf wrapped in bread in the oven? And how long should you cook it for?

All the best

[Kitchen Keepin]

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well it's Monday! Here's what I've accomplished so far today!!

[Kitchen Keepin]

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Hey Kitchen Keepin

I was doing some reading of Samuel yesterday and came across this recipe:

1 Samuel 28:24
And the woman had a fat calf in the house; and she hasted, and killed it, and took flour, and kneaded it, and did bake unleavened bread thereof:

What my wife can't work out is how to get a fat calf wrapped in bread in the oven? And how long should you cook it for?

All the best

Personally I would use the outdoor oven if the calf is too fat.

Here's an easy saturday project you can build for her!!

[Noah Sole]

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Personally I would use the outdoor oven if the calf is too fat.

Here's an easy saturday project you can build for her!!

That's very good kk, I'll set her to work on it immediately.

YIC

[Kitchen Keepin]

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The Saving Blood of Our Lord!!

[Kitchen Keepin]

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Her worries would be over forever if she had a bowl of my Crock Pot Red Pottage!!

[Kitchen Keepin]

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Getting ready for the weekend!! Mr. Keeper comes home so tired from work, then we have all day tomorrow together - then at last resting on the Lord's Day. I only cook 2 main meals on Sundays!

[Kitchen Keepin]

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I've got this ready to put in the oven right after Morning Services.



Mr. Keeper's sainted Mother is coming over and I will serve her a 4 course meal. She will berate me on my empty womb.


What a fun Mother's Day we shall have.

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Last night I dreamed about all these new things for my kitchen. Is is a sin to fantasize about appliances?