[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Whipped Mayo & Shrimp congealed in a Ring of Lemon Gelatine, bedazzled with skewered Shrimp & Prunes, then filled with a bountiful amount of overcooked Asparagus. A jaunty Dill Sprig finishes the dish delightfully!
It's SHRIMP-SATIONAL!

Sister! Have you forgotten Leviticus 11:10? "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you:" God commands us to not eat shellfish because they are unclean.

Your Sister in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Sister, while by no means, will I disagree with a TC man, I'd suggest putting them in an enclosed cage in some back corner of your property and let them be for several months, giving them water weekly. That way, they can do pest control for you, and then you'll have wonderfully fat birds. Good things come with time. " But if we hope for that we see not, [then] do we with patience wait for [it]." Romans 8:25

YiC,
Elizabeth

[John Creeser]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Oh, Sister Elizabeth, you shouldn't have mentioned chicken, now I want to eat chicken.

Do you think these are ready to harvest, or should I wait a week or so?

Wait for the mother to get back and bag her, those small ones will make for appies while the mother is cooking. HA...put them in the microwave alive, see what happens

[Basilissa]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Sister, this is why you keep chickens... My husband always wants his 4 eggs and 8 pieces of bacon every morning along with a pound of potatoes and half a dozen biscuits and gravy...

Oh, Sister Elizabeth, you shouldn't have mentioned chicken, now I want to eat chicken.

Do you think these are ready to harvest, or should I wait a week or so?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Sister, this is why you keep chickens... My husband always wants his 4 eggs and 8 pieces of bacon every morning along with a pound of potatoes and half a dozen biscuits and gravy...

[Jim Farmer]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Are you sure the local heathen kids didn't paint those eggs for Easter. I'd be very careful of them - they could be infested with anything! Even rectal demons!

[Basilissa]

Re: What's for Lunch?

I don't know why, but I have this strange craving for some scrambled eggs.

[Basilissa]

Re: What's for Lunch?

I just thought with the avatar of someone copying the Bible...... after all that was done by monks......

Yeah, I probably should change it to something more suitable. I'll think of something

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What's for Lunch?

I'm not a man, neither a lesbian, so no, I baked it myself

You're not a man? Oh.....

I just thought with the avatar of someone copying the Bible...... after all that was done by monks......

I'll try to remember that.

[Basilissa]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Did your wife bake it?

I'm not a man, neither a lesbian, so no, I baked it myself

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?

Did your wife bake it?

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Whipped Mayo & Shrimp congealed in a Ring of Lemon Gelatine, bedazzled with skewered Shrimp & Prunes, then filled with a bountiful amount of overcooked Asparagus. A jaunty Dill Sprig finishes the dish delightfully!
It's SHRIMP-SATIONAL!

[Didymus Much]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?

Are you a queer or something? Only a limpwrist would bake "banana nut bread."

I'm sorry, I was not aware of that It is the easiest thing to bake, though. Are brownies better?

If it ain't bleedin', Zeke ain't eatin'.

[Basilissa]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Only a limpwrist would bake "banana nut bread."

I'm sorry, I was not aware of that It is the easiest thing to bake, though. Are brownies better?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's for Lunch?

Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?

Are you a queer or something? Only a limpwrist would bake "banana nut bread."