[John C. Coleman]

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Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??

MAGGOT*

[John C. Coleman]

Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape

I do not have to do anything!

Yes you do. Unless you want to burn in hell. Revelation 21:8 Psalm 14:1.

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape

No its code word for painting and picking out furniture and such

[see_the_light]

Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape

Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??

Is that the codeword for you blowing your rapist?

NO! YOU CANNOT!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

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Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Lord,
I Maggie Reynolds pray for forgiveness from both you and my superiors at the church. I also pray for open eyes and an open heart to the teachings of pastor Ezekiel and the KJV Bible and I pray for you to bless my marriage
Amen

Now you're making some progress, Addy. Except for the fact that you have no marriage to Bless.

You need to go stay with your parents until the wedding day, at a minimum. No more fornicating!

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

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Dear Lord,
I Maggie Reynolds pray for forgiveness from both you and my superiors at the church. I also pray for open eyes and an open heart to the teachings of pastor Ezekiel and the KJV Bible and I pray for you to bless my marriage
Amen

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yiou have to get down on your knees and pray that JESUS forgives!

PRAY TO JESUS!

I came here to find a church not to be put down

Being asked to drop to your knees and beg Christ for forgiveness is hardly a "put down."

You have 6 minutes left to post the Prayer you are sending to God. Otherwise, I'll find you to be a troll and dispense with you.

[Didymus Much]

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I do not have to do anything!

But the Bible disagrees, and if you want to keep up the "Christian" charade, you have to do what the Bible says. No exceptions.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

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I came here to find a church not to be put down

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I do not have to do anything!

Dear Feminazi Whore:

If you aren't here to Praise Jesus, then you aren't here.

You've got 10 minutes.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[FreeFromBrains]

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What about going to the toilet?

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape

I do not have to do anything!

[see_the_light]

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I'm sorry Mary but I have to disagree

You have to disagree?!?!?!

Yiou have to get down on your knees and pray that JESUS forgives!

PRAY TO JESUS!

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

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I'm sorry Mary but I have to disagree