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    I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

    Dear Friends,

    I had previously explained that the All About Male Privilege tumblr is a actually intended as a lampoon of oversensitive women.

    Incredibly, we have still tracked IP traffic from Landover servers to this tumblr which clearly shows that some of YOU are posting in earnest to this site as though Baptist women had anything to complain about. Some examples:

    Male privilege is how Baptist men don't need to wear sanitized rubber gloves one week a month when using the home computer.
    It's male privilege that they'll gobble down your pie and leave you to clean up the mess!
    Male privilege is how *name redacted* feels like he can use either men or women's restroom, whichever is cleaner, just because he [made a sacrifice to the Lord that no woman could understand and shut your mouth you filthy whore].
    *deep breath*

    So, let me make this perfectly clear:

    Baptist women MAY NOT post anything to the All About Male Privilege tumblr. I expressly forbid it. Anyone who does will be strictly punished.

    That is all.

    Yours... you know what, NOT YOURS in Christ,
    bab!
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  • #2
    Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

    I won't do it, mister. I promise.
    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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    • #3
      Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

      My father doesn't allow me to see any pictures from the Internet.
      I Jesus!

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      • #4
        Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

        This is why reading isn't part of my daughters homeschool curriculum.
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • #5
          Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

          Dear Friends,

          Unfortunately, I have found several Baptist women have DISOBEYED my command.
          There must be consequences.


          THOSE WOMEN WHO HAVE POSTED TO THE ALL ABOUT MALE PRIVILEGE TUMBLR WILL BE PURGED FROM OUR ONLINE COMMUNITY STARTING AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

          Landover Baptist will not tolerate this insubordination.

          Now that, ladies, is male privilege.

          Yours in Him,
          bab

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          • #6
            Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

            The website is actually pretty cool. It really does show men what's going on from a woman's point of view, which is useful for the men that actually sit down and read without sarcasm.

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            • #7
              Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

              Originally posted by Move Your Body View Post
              The website is actually pretty cool. It really does show men what's going on from a woman's point of view, which is useful for the men that actually sit down and read without sarcasm.

              So what you're saying is you don't really trust God?

              God has led Born Again Bob to see the truth about that website and yet off you scamper to see what's all the hubbub. You're like Lot's wife who just couldn't keep from looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah. If you stop posting, I'll know God turned you into a pillar of salt, too. And you would deserve it for calling God a liar.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                So what you're saying is you don't really trust God?

                God has led Born Again Bob to see the truth about that website and yet off you scamper to see what's all the hubbub. You're like Lot's wife who just couldn't keep from looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah. If you stop posting, I'll know God turned you into a pillar of salt, too. And you would deserve it for calling God a liar.
                I've known about this site for a minute though! I am not like Lot's wife.

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                • #9
                  Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                  Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                  Dear Friends,

                  Unfortunately, I have found several Baptist women have DISOBEYED my command.
                  There must be consequences.


                  THOSE WOMEN WHO HAVE POSTED TO THE ALL ABOUT MALE PRIVILEGE TUMBLR WILL BE PURGED FROM OUR ONLINE COMMUNITY STARTING AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

                  Landover Baptist will not tolerate this insubordination.

                  Now that, ladies, is male privilege.

                  Yours in Him,
                  bab
                  BORN AGAIN BOB , YOU ARE A STUPID BIGOT ............where would man be without women ......

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                  • #10
                    Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                    Dear Friend,

                    Originally posted by simon-keen View Post
                    BORN AGAIN BOB , YOU ARE A STUPID BIGOT
                    No, the pleasure's all mine.

                    ............where would man be without women ......
                    Eden.

                    Yours in Him,
                    BAB

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                    • #11
                      Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                      Originally posted by simon-keen View Post
                      BORN AGAIN BOB , YOU ARE A STUPID BIGOT ............where would man be without women ......
                      Still in the Garden of Eden, my Biblically illiterate friend.

                      You are also rude. You should be more respectful of True Christians in our forum, wouldn't you think?

                      Your mother didn't raise you properly; and since you leave your children to play unsupervised with a computer, the quality of the parenting job you are doing goes without saying.

                      It's sad. They never had a chance.
                      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                      • #12
                        Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                        Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                        This is why reading isn't part of my daughters homeschool curriculum.
                        Wow! I wasn't home schooled and I sure do know how to read and I turned out fine, your daughter is going to grow up to be an uneducated house wife who Bows to her husband's every whim. I would never want my daughter to grow up and become someone like that!

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                        • #13
                          Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                          Dear Friend,

                          Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
                          your daughter is going to grow up to be an uneducated house wife who Bows to her husband's every whim
                          Praise be!

                          Yours in Him,
                          bab

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                          • #14
                            Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                            Born again bob,

                            In your picture you look like a child molester no doubt you like your children to submit to you so you can have your way with them as often as you want...

                            Xxx
                            SunGaser

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                            • #15
                              Re: I FORBID Baptist Women To Post on All About Male Privilege Tumblr!

                              Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
                              Born again bob,

                              In your picture you look like a child molester no doubt you like your children to submit to you so you can have your way with them as often as you want...

                              Xxx
                              SunGaser
                              Filthy atheist! Must you start spewing bile within moments of arriving?

                              Don't you people have a shred of decency or decorum?
                              The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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