Ladies,
I was planning on writing a checklist of things that are vile and unladylike, but is seems Michelle Obama has already beat me to it with her convention speech. From where she brags about her abortion body count (she must have aborted triplets repeatedly, though maybe she had a head start because Kenyan girls do mature very fast), to where she talks about her collection of castration tools, and how she polishes and sharpens them every day as she dreams of "the night we REALLY take back the night", to her rousing finale, where she vows to use a furnace fuelled with burning bibles to melt down all America's guns and turn them into "prostate massagers". Yes, when it comes to pitfalls a woman should avoid, it has everything:
I myself didn't watch the whole thing from the start, but I did hear the commentators on FOX News recap it for me. They saved a whole lot of time for me, summing up the whole 10 minute speech in an hour or so.
I was planning on writing a checklist of things that are vile and unladylike, but is seems Michelle Obama has already beat me to it with her convention speech. From where she brags about her abortion body count (she must have aborted triplets repeatedly, though maybe she had a head start because Kenyan girls do mature very fast), to where she talks about her collection of castration tools, and how she polishes and sharpens them every day as she dreams of "the night we REALLY take back the night", to her rousing finale, where she vows to use a furnace fuelled with burning bibles to melt down all America's guns and turn them into "prostate massagers". Yes, when it comes to pitfalls a woman should avoid, it has everything:
I myself didn't watch the whole thing from the start, but I did hear the commentators on FOX News recap it for me. They saved a whole lot of time for me, summing up the whole 10 minute speech in an hour or so.
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