[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Ladies, dont forget to put the seat up!

Men keep all kinds of secretes from the their wives down in the basement. Basements are like closets. Some men keep their wives shoes down there with the heels cut out. You can usually find them in front of a basement mirror.

I don't want to hear about your wife's secretions, Simone, and as for cross dressing, that is a mortal sin:

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God." Deuteronomy 22:5

Shame on you! You need to mend your transvestitic ways, Simone, else Jesus is going to hand you out such a can of whup-ass you will think that heaven must be a soft cushion and pint of rye.

Don't back slide on me, Simone, I felt we were making progress here.

YBIC

[Shimei]

Re: Ladies, dont forget to put the seat up!

I don't want to hear about your wife's secretions, Simone, and as for cross dressing, that is a mortal sin:

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God." Deuteronomy 22:5

Shame on you! You need to mend your transvestitic ways, Simone, else Jesus is going to hand you out such a can of whup-ass you will think that heaven must be a soft cushion and pint of rye.

Don't back slide on me, Simone, I felt we were making progress here.

YBIC

Yes, Mr. Hopkins. Excuse my brief relapse. When pondering about on the couch I became absorbed in the mind of a dirty boy. I'll clean out the basement, wipe the mirror clean, and then comb straight the frizzy hair. This puckered brown eyed lad reassures you with a smile that this type of behavior will not happen again.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Ladies, dont forget to put the seat up!

Well, I'm glad that's settled, young man. I find this sort of talk upsetting at my age.

I will pray for you.

YBIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ladies, dont forget to put the seat up!

Yes, Mr. Hopkins. Excuse my brief relapse. When pondering about on the couch I became absorbed in the mind of a dirty boy. I'll clean out the basement, wipe the mirror clean, and then comb straight the frizzy hair. This puckered brown eyed lad reassures you with a smile that this type of behavior will not happen again.

You talk like a fag.

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: Ladies, dont forget to put the seat up!

These are our God Fearing neighbors. She never disobeys.