What does D-ing have to do with your husband?

[Faith_Machine]

Look, this whole subject makes me very uncomfortable, so I'm just going to provide you with the following information and pray that all of you are smart enough to do the right thing and cleanse your bodies so they will be less revolting to your husbands without asking me a lot of questions.

Thank you and God bless.




(Please note that the insertion of the D-nozzle should be regarded as a stage two "yellow alert" action, one which could be a gateway to sin if it is not performed prayerfully and without lascivious intent. I recommend chilling the nozzle in your freezer beforehand, just to be on the safe side.)

[WalkingInTheLight]

Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband?

Thank you so much for this conscientious reminder
Demure is certainly the preferred product, ladies...I have heard shocking things about Lysol. Did you know that it can act as contraception? There are women walking around out there, appearing to be hygienic Christians, who are in fact abusing a product and using it to abort unborn children of God :O

You can also use a simple saline solution yourself...mild enough to ensure conception is not hindered, strong enough to wash away disgusting impurity!

[Young Peter]

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Hello Walking in the Light how are you? I am fine. Thank you for this very important reminder of the dangers of d-ing. The first hint I got that my sweetheart was under Satanic mind control was right after I impregnated her she went crazy and tried to d herself with Lysol and locked herself in the bathroom and would not come otu of the shower and just stayed in there and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed with scalding hot water.

Fortunately GOD has allowed me to receivev mental messages which have told me that she did not succeed in killing our unborn child.

I agree that a woman should use a d that will not kill her child though because GOD tells us in the BIBLE that we should wash ourselves because if we wash ourselves then that is like getting rid of our sin and I think women have an awful lot of sin "down there."


Isaiah 1:16


16 Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

[WalkingInTheLight]

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Hello Walking in the Light how are you? I am fine. Thank you for this very important reminder of the dangers of d-ing. The first hint I got that my sweetheart was under Satanic mind control was right after I impregnated her she went crazy and tried to d herself with Lysol and locked herself in the bathroom and would not come otu of the shower and just stayed in there and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed with scalding hot water.

Fortunately GOD has allowed me to receivev mental messages which have told me that she did not succeed in killing our unborn child.

I agree that a woman should use a d that will not kill her child though because GOD tells us in the BIBLE that we should wash ourselves because if we wash ourselves then that is like getting rid of our sin and I think women have an awful lot of sin "down there."


Isaiah 1:16


16 Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

Hello, Young Peter, I am fine, thank you for asking I am glad you are fine too!

Yes, I certainly believe Lysol is one of Satan's many petty tools! We women can so easily fall for his trickery! Another reason why, as you say, it is so important for a woman to be clean...I doubt anyone appeals to Satan more than a filthy woman..."double the grime, double the crime" is my motto

Praise the Lord, that your unborn child is saved from your (clearly possessed) sweetheart! Has God seen fit to enllighten you as to the child's sex? I do pray that you are blessed with a boy!

[ownedproperty]

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I agree that a woman should use a d that will not kill her child though because GOD tells us in the BIBLE that we should wash ourselves because if we wash ourselves then that is like getting rid of our sin and I think women have an awful lot of sin "down there."

My husband says we women do have a lot of sin down there so I clean myself and plan on giving my husband as many little soldiers of Christ to help get rid of it.

Rebecca

[James Hutchins]

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Mrs. Hutchins uses Lysol and borax to clean everything. Cleaning has nothing to do with me. It is my wifes job to make everything sparkle.
All I know, is if I find anything that I perceive as not clean enough for Jesus to eat off of it, someone is going to bear the brunt of the Wrath of God(tm).

[BelieverInGod]

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I'm not sure about this, after all, inserting anything in there could be seen as lustful. I'll have to talk to Seth.

[Kitchen Keepin]

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when it comes to "down there", you may have your favorite cleanser, but I'M sticking to LYSOL

[WalkingInTheLight]

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when it comes to "down there", you may have your favorite cleanser, but I'M sticking to LYSOL

Of course a True Christian™ woman like yourself could be trusted implicitly with Lysol

[Alexandria Puckett]

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Oh no, I am going to have to disagree...I apologize for the vulgarity! But lady parts are for husbands and babies only. Also your body has a way to self clean that area and avoid infection. Any unnatural cleaner can comprimise both your immune system and ability to concieve. It is supposed to feel dirty as it is a dirty object and should remain the way God intended! D-ing is no different from tampons or make up.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What does D-ing have to do with your husband?

Oh no, I am going to have to disagree...I apologize for the vulgarity! But lady parts are for husbands and babies only. Also your body has a way to self clean that area and avoid infection. Any unnatural cleaner can comprimise both your immune system and ability to concieve. It is supposed to feel dirty as it is a dirty object and should remain the way God intended! D-ing is no different from tampons or make up.

Yeah, it seems to be a subject we're split on. I'm not a fan, especially since I lost my virginity to tampons (stupid, I know). Infections are a curse from God though, so if you get an infection from d-ing, then I would suppose that is punishment for such actions.

[Alexandria Puckett]

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Its such a conundrum. But in the end it is your husbands call. And my husband and i are being extra careful, as its my first pregnancy, and twin boys no less. Id never dare hurt my little unborn soldiers!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Douching is the bicurious cousin of the enema, which is the militant gay cousin of douching. If a woman goes around squirting strange liquids into her cooter, pretty soon she will be inviting male idols into her rectum. The fact that the French make such a rigorous practice of anal hygiene testifies to its unAmerican and idolatrous nature.

The queers who invented the douche and the enema should be brought up on rape charges. Where in nature do animals squirt liquid into their privates? Apart from gay bathhouses, I mean.

What is this uncouth obsession with the netherregions of the human body that liberals seem to have? If I want to let my taint grow salty and fester like a gangrenous wound, that is between me and Jesus Christ.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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While browsing the forums, I have just come across this old thread. I must admit that I had absolutely no idea what was even being discussed until Brother Billy Bob's helpful contribution.

Douching is the bicurious cousin of the enema, which is the militant gay cousin of douching. If a woman goes around squirting strange liquids into her cooter, pretty soon she will be inviting male idols into her rectum. The fact that the French make such a rigorous practice of anal hygiene testifies to its unAmerican and idolatrous nature.

I then had to look up the unattractive word "douching" which led me to this. Warning! Too Much Information!

Why would any woman in her right mind do this? Is it some sort of demonic nymphomaniacal affliction?

[Faith_Machine]

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This whole topic still makes me uncomfortable, but I commend you for doing the research!