[peach5529]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Hello! I am new to this website, my name is Anna. I am eighteen years old and my father is currently looking for a husband for me. I have grown up in a Christian home, my mother homeschooled my siblings and me and I want to live a life honoring the Lord. My father has spanked my mother and my siblings, and I am not unfamiliar with the idea of discipline. I was just wondering if you all could give me some advice on how to be a good Christian wife, and what to expect in my impending marriage. Thank you!

[Sin-Derella]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Seeing that nobody here has ever heard of you, punch yourself in the face. Once you have become a member; we will appoint an appropriate Pastor to punch you in the face.

You seem terribly arrogant. Do you think you can walk into Christ's favourite forum on the internet and act like you belong here you wanton slut?

Thank you for putting me in my place. I shall flog myself immediately.

In Christ name I post, Amen.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Good Christian advice needed please! I have no husband and also lack a male patriarch to provide me with appropriate discipline. How can I know when my behaviour is offensive to our Lord if I have no man to guide me? As a single woman adrift in a sea of sin and temptation I often find myself paralysed by ignorance. I asked my pastor to spank me when I misbehave, however, his wife cried and he firmly denied my request for spiritual guidance and corporal discipline. Whatever shall I do?

Sister, with no husband and no father you're completely lost and you'll be totally doomed to the hot fire of Hell , I suggest you to find a good pastor who accept to give you a well deserved punch in the face, because that's what sluts like you deserve. After that, you must marry with a man inmediately, because that's the only way a woman have to go to Heaven and have an eternity next to God

[Deaner]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Good Christian advice needed please! I have no husband and also lack a male patriarch to provide me with appropriate discipline. How can I know when my behaviour is offensive to our Lord if I have no man to guide me? As a single woman adrift in a sea of sin and temptation I often find myself paralysed by ignorance. I asked my pastor to spank me when I misbehave, however, his wife cried and he firmly denied my request for spiritual guidance and corporal discipline. Whatever shall I do?

Seeing that nobody here has ever heard of you, punch yourself in the face. Once you have become a member; we will appoint an appropriate Pastor to punch you in the face.

You seem terribly arrogant. Do you think you can walk into Christ's favourite forum on the internet and act like you belong here you wanton slut?

[Sin-Derella]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Good Christian advice needed please! I have no husband and also lack a male patriarch to provide me with appropriate discipline. How can I know when my behaviour is offensive to our Lord if I have no man to guide me? As a single woman adrift in a sea of sin and temptation I often find myself paralysed by ignorance. I asked my pastor to spank me when I misbehave, however, his wife cried and he firmly denied my request for spiritual guidance and corporal discipline. Whatever shall I do?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: why we need to be spanked

You're right, spanking is hot

This is a Christian forum, not a pick-up joint for bulldykes. Take it somewhere else, lezbean.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

Re: why we need to be spanked

If you don't mind sister Mary, let me answer those questions for you

But why would a decent, God-fearing woman still be single?

Honestly I don't know, good Christian women, like Landover's and their daughters, must be get married as soon as they reach the proper age. My girls are in their 4th year on high school, so their father is now looking for proper husbands to celebrate a double wedding in the summer after to their prom. No jobs for them, just housekeeping, motherhood before they turn 20 and of course lots of discipline

Perhaps there's some unrepentant sin in your life that you haven't confessed to the LORD. Maybe you're prideful and you don't realize it. Maybe you are a closet feminist. Perhaps you don't truly trust the LORD as much as you say you do.

If that's the case, sister, then they need to go to the nearest church as soon as possible, forget everything about that nonsense that women are equal to men and be humble, like good women should be if they want to go to Heaven like us. Maybe this prayer could be useful

"Heavenly Father, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in you and that your word is true. I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God and that he died on the cross so that I may now have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. I know that without you in my heart my life is meaningless.
I believe in my heart that you, Lord God, raised Him from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed or done in my heart, please Lord Jesus forgive me and come into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior today. I need you to be my Father and my friend.
I give you my life and ask you to take full control from this moment on; I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ."
Amen.

[crispybrain]

Re: why we need to be spanked

You're right, spanking is hot

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Forgive me, I'm new here. I have some questions. I do agree husbands are to lead and guide. Spankings are good for a wife & females, in general. I do everything I can to please others & put God first. My question is, who is to spank single adult women that love & serve God? Where can I find a list of churches in my area that teaches Godly spanking. Not abuse, but loving correction? I feel a woman's bottom is made for a firm hand, a belt strap, or to be paddled to keep her pure, loving & feminine. It's difficult to find this teaching. I think, this should be done on a somewhat regular basis. I hope, I'm not out of line because I don't know where to go to be punished. Am I crazy? Or am I thinking right? Thank you so much for any information or guidance you can give me.

But why would a decent, God-fearing woman still be single?

Perhaps there's some unrepentant sin in your life that you haven't confessed to the LORD. Maybe you're prideful and you don't realize it. Maybe you are a closet feminist. Perhaps you don't truly trust the LORD as much as you say you do.

I don't know, dear, I'm just trying to help.

[AGoodgirl]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Forgive me, I'm new here. I have some questions. I do agree husbands are to lead and guide. Spankings are good for a wife & females, in general. I do everything I can to please others & put God first. My question is, who is to spank single adult women that love & serve God? Where can I find a list of churches in my area that teaches Godly spanking. Not abuse, but loving correction? I feel a woman's bottom is made for a firm hand, a belt strap, or to be paddled to keep her pure, loving & feminine. It's difficult to find this teaching. I think, this should be done on a somewhat regular basis. I hope, I'm not out of line because I don't know where to go to be punished. Am I crazy? Or am I thinking right? Thank you so much for any information or guidance you can give me.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Are you kidding me? Why God must punish you for enter to certain part on an internet forum? A proof of how idiot fanatics are

Are you still having fun with your multiple accounts?

Why don't you bring your little whore account over to tell us how much she enjoys being spanked.


BTW, READ THE SCRIPTURE!

Hebrews 12:6-8 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

[BillieJean]

Re: why we need to be spanked

I made the dire mistake of visiting aunty Flo's prayer shack for women and now I am bleeding from my rectum. God's way of punishing me for entering a forum of yabbering women.
Forgive me Lord! I don't want to menstrate! I shall never visit this forum again.
Amen!

Are you kidding me? Why God must punish you for enter to certain part on an internet forum? A proof of how idiot fanatics are

[janet the skanky slut]

Re: why we need to be spanked

naw..the poor man needs to see a doctor..

[Didymus Much]

Re: why we need to be spanked

0.o
Go to the doctor, man.
-- J. B. Puckett

That's not what God wants him to do.

2 Chronicles 16:12-13 "12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. 13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign. "

If there's a problem with his rectum, I'm sure one of the pastors would be willing to look into it.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: why we need to be spanked

I made the dire mistake of visiting aunty Flo's prayer shack for women and now I am bleeding from my rectum. God's way of punishing me for entering a forum of yabbering women.
Forgive me Lord! I don't want to menstrate! I shall never visit this forum again.
Amen!

0.o
Go to the doctor, man.
-- J. B. Puckett