Severe pie advisory!

[Nobar King]

I picked out an apple pie at the Cedar Rapids Hy-Vee on Edgewood but when I got home I found out that there was a blackberry pie inside. I can't eat blackberries with my dentures so back I go to brave the shopping hordes.

Make sure to double check your pie before you leave the store!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Severe pie advisory!

Would that I lived nearby, Brother. I favor blackberry pie and all other types of pie as well, save those with mint and chocolate together, or any mint for that matter, as it is the work of the Devil.

I would gladly take that blackberry pie and be thankful for it.

[Acaliya]

Re: Severe pie advisory!

Oh no! That is just terrible. No Man of God should be without a Pie. If I were closer I would gladly make you a freshly baked Pie of your choice.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Severe pie advisory!

Oh no! That is just terrible. No Man of God should be without a Pie. If I were closer I would gladly make you a freshly baked Pie of your choice.

I would like to request a mailing address for both of you fine gentlemen, since my dear father has ordered me to immediately make you a pie. It will be delivered by Fed Ex. If you choose to decline this offer, my father says he understands since a fresh pie is best. He says that I have already exceeded my allotted number of words so I must go.

Humbly,
Naomi Ruth Lamb