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    Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

    Hi Ladies,

    While searching for recipes on www.Bing.com today, I saw this picture for a Recipe Book about Jesus. Can anyone tell me if this is a real book, and where I might be able to purchase it? Or at least look through? I could not find the author of it.



    Sorry the picture is so big. I do not know how to make it smaller, and it is hard enough for these old eyes to read it anyway! LOL

    Thank you everyone!!!!

    Walking with Christ,

    Pearl
    Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor
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    Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

    I have no experience with recipes and such. But pork and beans on a bake potato seems a little disrespectful.

    I bet Frank would love to sink those dentures into a tender piece of prime rib.
    "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

    "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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    • #3
      Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

      Hi Freddy. I should hope you do not have experience with recipes, LOL. Surely there is a lesser vessel that could be doing your cooking for you? (A woman)

      That is why I wanted to look through the book. I can already make potatoes and Mac'n'Cheese, but if it is recipes for the Saved, perhaps there are better recipes in there.
      Franklin said he would love prime rib! LOL. Now he has that in his head. I suppose I will fix that for supper tomorrow. Thank you!!

      Walking with Christ,

      Pearl
      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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      • #4
        Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

        Oh Sister Pearl, you just can't go wrong with a cookbook about Jesus!

        Brother Freddy does have a point about the pictures on the cover. Those dishes do look a little bit liberal. But with Jesus' Name in the title, there would have to be some meatier recipes in the book. Maybe the pictures are just to attract the democrats.
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • #5
          Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

          A pig on a spit would be more appropriate.


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            Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

            Pearl- meat of some type is definitely in order. Skipping or giving up meat sounds suspiciously like that papist cult.

            I would check out the author of that book.
            "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

            "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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            • #7
              Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

              Hi everyone. Thank you. This is precisely why I wish to research more into the book. Yes, the pictures do not seem Holy enough, however, of course as a woman, I am a sucker for recipes!!! LOL.

              Thank you again, I will make sure to 'check things out' as they say, before I cook any of these.

              Walking with Christ,

              Pearl
              Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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              • #8
                Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                It has been my intention to collaborate with Sister Daisy on a book filled with nothing but helpful hints regarding piemaking. We are looking for a photographer to take pictures of our pies; they must appear moist and glistening in order to make the reader desire the pie so much that they take the first step in every single one of our recipes:

                1. Accept the Lord Jesus as your personal Savior by repenting of your sins and tithing to Landover Baptist Church.

                I tried to photograph Daisy's pie with mine on top of it; well, you could see about half of mine and half of hers. It was a very tempting display! Still, I just can't get the focus right. I wish someone would volunteer to assist.

                Our book would, of course, be dedicated to Christ (and Zeke) and every page would be anointed with oil before it was bound. Praise God!
                1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                Locations in 50 States and Canada
                !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                • #9
                  Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                  Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                  It has been my intention to collaborate with Sister Daisy on a book filled with nothing but helpful hints regarding piemaking. We are looking for a photographer to take pictures of our pies; they must appear moist and glistening in order to make the reader desire the pie so much that they take the first step in every single one of our recipes:

                  1. Accept the Lord Jesus as your personal Savior by repenting of your sins and tithing to Landover Baptist Church.

                  I tried to photograph Daisy's pie with mine on top of it; well, you could see about half of mine and half of hers. It was a very tempting display! Still, I just can't get the focus right. I wish someone would volunteer to assist.

                  Our book would, of course, be dedicated to Christ (and Zeke) and every page would be anointed with oil before it was bound. Praise God!
                  I am so excited to see it come out! Would you consider putting it online so that you could sell it, earn more money to tithe, and you could witness at the same time?
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • #10
                    Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                    Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                    Our book would, of course, be dedicated to Christ (and Zeke) and every page would be anointed with oil before it was bound. Praise God!
                    That's a lovely idea, Sister, but wouldn't it make the pages stick together (always a problem with cookbooks) before people had even looked at them?
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      That's a lovely idea, Sister, but wouldn't it make the pages stick together (always a problem with cookbooks) before people had even looked at them?
                      I once spilled Crisco oil on my mom's cookbook because I was using a remote control car on the table where she was cooking. I hid it, being a sinful little boy, and when it was found I don't think she could ever get it open. However, I wonder if holy oil would be somehow different and blessed so the sticky demons couldn't hurt the cookbooks?
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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                      • #12
                        Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                        Do any of you gals have a proper recipe for old fashioned dung cakes, like the kind they made in Ezekiel 4:12? My wife's taste like $h!+...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                          My wife's taste like $h!+...
                          You're lucky if it's only her dung cakes that taste like that. Everything my wife cooks tastes like that, no matter how much I mete our punishment. In fact, she can't do much right at all, not even birth sons
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                          • #14
                            Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                            Naomi's Moist Pie locations serve Dung Cakes on Wednesdays at most of our stores. The recipe is a secret, long kept by Mother. But we always get the same question: WHY did the Lord insist on such a strange material for baking?

                            One seemingly logical– though still disgusting– explanation for bread baked in feces is that Ezekiel was to use the human dung as the fuel for the fire to heat the stones. Normally, animal dung could have been used for fuel, but with the high likelihood of the armies surrounding Jerusalem upon God’s outburst of wrath and judgment, the inhabitants would kill the animals in the city for meat. Thus, there would be no animal dung for fuel and Ezekiel couldn’t exactly go shopping for such a thing. In the end, however, God does give in and allow Ezekiel to use cow dung in place of human dung:

                            “Then said I, Ah Lord God! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.” (Ezekiel 4:14-15)

                            No matter the type of dung, it seems that God had ulterior motives. In verse 13 of the 4th chapter of Ezekiel God goes on to say: “thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles.” It seems that baking the bread over dung was symbolic of defilement, being baked in a manner that would repulse the Israelites upon sight of it, much as God was repulsed by their defilement.

                            Essentially, when God chose to unfold his divine wrath and throw his people out of the Holy Land, they would have to eat unclean food among unclean foreigners. Later verses in Ezekiel go on to describe the people being cast out among foreigners, describing the foreigners as uncircumcised (an indication of their lack of cleanliness) and describes similar fates for those who have sinned against God: (Ezekiel 28:10)

                            It seems most likely that God’s incredibly outlandish instructions for making bread are all about a symbol and a message of degradation to the people who have sinned against him by worshiping false idols. All dung aside, Ezekiel 4:9 is an abomination of sorts in itself, directly defying both Leviticus 19:19 and Deuteronomy 22 9-10, which both state “thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed.” Still, it’s quite likely that both explanations have degrees of merit to them.

                            (Either way, Ezekiel’s consumption of dung is all for naught– the Israelites fail to get the point and the invasion of the Babylonians and the destruction of the temple are nearly upon them. Moral of the story: you, uh… probably shouldn’t eat dung in the first place.)
                            1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                            Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                            Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                            Locations in 50 States and Canada
                            !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                            Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                            Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Cooking With Jesus Recipe BOok

                              My personal chef uses the dung of my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy in his recipe for Ezekiel Bread. We feed him a special diet.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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