[grey goose]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

I just got the news, i've been demon hunting in Alpine, TX. I didnt know Mitch, but he led Freehold so he must have been righteous with the Lord. However, something is amiss. STOLEN boxes, a white Caddy SUV, and a new Negroe in town...

I've seen this before when demon hunting in Colorado. Freehold is the only safe haven from demons left on Earth. We MUST act if Freehold is under attack. Here's my list of suspects:

1- Al King
My proof is based on his own words.

Al King: If you don't like to live in democratic America where people are allowed to vote you could always move to China.

He wants all of the Caucasians to give up democracy and leave the last defense against satan (Freehold) and move to chinkaland.

Al King: Freehold is a safe environment where I do not need protection.

Maybe Al Kong is safe from the demons because he is one... is that sulfur I smell, or maybe just the smell of a Negro? Who knows, they smell just alike. I know because I have the demon hunters gift and have smelled the stench of both Negroes and demons and they all smell like Obama and Al Kong. YUK!

Mr. Dewitt: Who owns the White Cadillac SUV with the plate Jesus-1

Mr. Dewitt, did you see the rims? Did they spin? Could you hear loud "gangsta" music playing? Negroes love Escalades.

BelieverInGod: Satan is attacking Freehold!!!!!!!

What signs have you seen. I'm still fighting the demon war in Texas, on my way back to the panhandle so I cant come to Freehold unless you're CERTAIN it's being attacked.

Mr. Hutchins: I would of rushed to town but I am in Lubbock Texas taking care of some other Church business.

Are you demon hunting, Mr. Hutchins? If so I really need your help. Something evil is happening in Texas, I have the demon hunters sight. They're everywhere. I was recently attacked in Lubbock (perhaps the most demonic town ever) and caught the 24 hour gay.

And about a replacement. As Brother Enoch said, Freehold should forego the regular election and just have the pastors appoint someone. God wasnt elected and neither was Jesus. We have no need for an election, either.

If you need assistance hunting demons i'm here for you. Freehold must not fall, and just to be safe.. do NOT let Al King touch you, or speak Latin to you.

[James Dewitt]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

My only concern for him is when walking or driving past Bob's shop. You know how we like to sit around on the porch and clean our weapons. Accidental discharges occasionally happen as you know.

That reminds me, were the J walking and littering fines paid by the two messicans who were accidentally shot. We tax payers should not have to absorb the cost of washing down a bloody sidewalk. I bet they will think twice before the cross in the middle of the street again.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

At least during the night you have natural camouflage.

My only concern for him is when walking or driving past Bob's shop. You know how we like to sit around on the porch and clean our weapons. Accidental discharges occasionally happen as you know.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

Thank you for the warning, I will be careful.

At least during the night you have natural camouflage.

[Alfred King]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

Accidents do happen in Freehold, pay attention.

Thank you for the warning, I will be careful.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

Thank you for the kind offer, but I think Freehold is a safe environment where I do not need protection. I will keep it in mind though.

Suit yourself. Accidents do happen in Freehold, pay attention.

[Alfred King]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

Speaking of which, have you decided if you need personal protection?

Thank you for the kind offer, but I think Freehold is a safe environment where I do not need protection. I will keep it in mind though.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

I thought you where convinced God protected you?

Speaking of which, have you decided if you need personal protection?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

I did not have the pleasure of the Mayor's acquaintance, but I'm sure he will be sadly missed in Freehold. I pray the vicious rumour-mongers receive an eternal itch on their unmentionables and their arms drop off too. For eternity.

God rest ye Mayor Mitch.

[True Disciple]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

I thought you where convinced God protected you? What did you do wrong for God to punish you with demons? More and more proof you are not a Christian.

God tests His Children. That's because He loves us. I don't expect a bible-mutilating false christian to understand.

[Alfred King]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

I will check if maybe demons are possessing my keyboard...

I thought you where convinced God protected you? What did you do wrong for God to punish you with demons? More and more proof you are not a Christian.

[True Disciple]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

I am glad you see I am working on the real problems Freehold is facing. There might be hope for you after all.

I must have made some kind of typo there. I meant to say "imaginary" problems. I will check if maybe demons are possessing my keyboard...

[Alfred King]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

By talking on and on about real problems, he tries to divert attention away

I am glad you see I am working on the real problems Freehold is facing. There might be hope for you after all.

[True Disciple]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

The last person that pushed for an investigation into the rumored Project Habakkuk was tared and feathered and ran out of town on a rail! People who think they know something should stay out of it.

Don't waste words on the negro, Brother. By talking on and on about real problems, he tries to divert attention away from the real problems. Typical for a deceitful lieberal. It is time a Godly Republican candidate teaches him manners.

[James Dewitt]

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Freehold Mayor Mitch Mitchell found dead!

If you don't like to live in democratic America where people are allowed to vote you could always move to China. It would also allow you to escape from my ongoing Project Habakkuk investigation.

The last person that pushed for an investigation into the rumored Project Habakkuk was tared and feathered and ran out of town on a rail! People who think they know something should stay out of it.