[True Disciple]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Child abuse is against the law and the cowards doing it should be behind bars.

You are a hypocrite, mr. King. When talking to this disturbed girl, you tell a quite different story that you did before:

And again you show that you didn't actually read the Bible. I marked the parts you didn't read so perhaps for the first time in your life you will see what is really in the Bible. All these passages are about boys, not about girls. The only scripture you mentioned that doesn't mention males explicitly is Proverbs 20:30, but that is because you conveniently didn't quote Proverbs 20:29 which makes clear that that also is about males.

Oops. Those two don't fit together.

How can you still claim you are a Christian?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

If you actually had bothered to read my introduction thread, Zeke, instead of just replying to it, you might have noticed that I already am 19 years old. Too bad for you.

Right, well about that...

We have rules in Freehold about voting eligibility. Miss Cookie will be making a post in the coming days listing the specifics, but I can tell you from what I recall you've got some serious problems establishing your bona fides, Miss cassie. You'll need to produce an American birth certificate (notarized) before you can vote, and your daddy has yours. Also you need to have proof of your legal address in Freehold. "A cave in the woods north of town with my coven" won't cut it.

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Of course Mr. King doesn't allow fathers to hit their boys.

Child abuse is against the law and the cowards doing it should be behind bars.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Mr King. It has recently come to my attention that your Caucasian American wife is, in fact, neither Caucasian nor American. According to her birth certificate, which I have forwarded to the pastors, She is an Eskimo born in Garðabæ, Iceland, in 1995!

She is an Eskimo! From Iceland! And 14!

Mr King, my question is this: When will you do the right thing and withdraw from this race and move back to Africa with your Eskimo child-bride?

[grey goose]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

I will support you leaving town. I'll even drive you in my Hummer.

So you're the one who hit my car?!?!?! You didnt see that Dodge Viper in the the intersection when you turned and cilpped me? how can you miss a Dodge Viper?

As for you, Al. your kind aint welcome here. No one wants four demons, let alone a Negro, lieberal, drug user, or homer on the council.

In case you cant tell, those are all you.

If you actually had bothered to read my introduction thread, Zeke, instead of just replying to it, you might have noticed that I already am 19 years old. Too bad for you.

You better show Pastor Ezekiel some respect, whore

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

She's not even eligible to vote, boy.

If you actually had bothered to read my introduction thread, Zeke, instead of just replying to it, you might have noticed that I already am 19 years old. Too bad for you.

1. Please explain to Miss Cassandra here that you apparently have no problems with "big cowards" hitting boys. She might be disappointed in you.

You are an idiot. Of course Mr. King doesn't allow fathers to hit their boys. Unlike you, he isn't a sad retard who needs to hit other people because he is feeling insecure.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

I will support you leaving town. I'll even drive you in my Hummer.

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

She's not even eligible to vote, boy.

That is how an opportunist like Johny Joe Hold would look at it. I appreciate all the support I get.

[True Disciple]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Amazing how you always have your eyes closed while you are reading. You are just as bad at reading postings as you are at reading the Bible.

Oh, you're referring to your amazing logic again: the Bible only says it's okay to hit boys, but not girls, because it speaks of "his" soul.

1. Please explain to Miss Cassandra here that you apparently have no problems with "big cowards" hitting boys. She might be disappointed in you.
2. You never managed to actually refute my answer to this.

Mr. King, come on. We all know you're just as Christian as Osama Bin Laden is.

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

I couldnt have said it better myself, Brother. This is the most self serving forum thread i've ever seen.

Did you both go to some party where you poked each others eyes out?

Your lies and True Disciples lies are easily proven wrong by looking at the facts:

I pray to Jesus Christ ... God bless America. God bless Freehold.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

That is good to hear! And thank you for your support!

She's not even eligible to vote, boy.

[grey goose]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Oh, stop whining. You obviously didn't obey forum rules, mr. King. We are here to worship Jesus Christ, and your post didn't even attempt to do that.

I couldnt have said it better myself, Brother. This is the most self serving forum thread i've ever seen.

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

You will not stand alone, mr. King. I've spoken several people who support you. In fact, there are many people who are fed up with these loonies.

That is good to hear! And thank you for your support!

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Amazing how you always have your eyes closed while you are reading. You are just as bad at reading postings as you are at reading the Bible.

Well, mr. King, you've many types of retards, but this guy is one of the worst. He is very intelligent and very stupid at the same time. Amazing, how he manages to do that.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Dear Fellow Americans, Citizens of Freehold,

It is with great pride that I now officially announce that I will run for Mayor. I pray to Jesus Christ that He will guide me in what will not be an easy mission.

I don't believe Jesus exists, but I'm sure the Moon Goddess is on your side, the side of justice!

Unlike my opponent Johny Joe Hold, who seems to be too distracted by his tax money funded private vacations to Iceland, I do have a crystal clear list of goals I want to achieve:

• Investigation of the mysterious deaths caused by Project Habakkuk.
• Fair compensation for the residents of former Des Moines for their land.
• No more big cowards hitting little girls.
• No more oppression of the First Amendment.

Awesome, mr. King!

I know that I am facing an uphill battle and I know that the odds are against me. But I assure you I will fight for what I believe in. America is too great a nation not to fight for it.

You will not stand alone, mr. King. I've spoken several people who support you. In fact, there are many people who are fed up with these loonies.

I look forward to an honest campaign where we will focus on the issues instead of on personal attacks. God bless America. God bless Freehold.

Don't count to much on this, mr. King. These people will stop at nothing to sabotage you!

The only Free Holder that would POSSIBLY vote for you is that retard handicap Old Man Jenkins, on the corner of Apostle's Grove. But I'll make sure I contact his aid so she can talk him out of it.

Excuse me, Robbie? You might want to take a look at my signature. Actually, there are quite a lot of people who want CHANGE!