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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12924
    #1

    Johny Joe Hold, Fireside Chat #4

    Good Evening Again Godly Friends of Freehold,

    My goodness! Aren't we having an exciting time in Freehold? There is news about the election almost every hour.

    I'd like to visit with you for a few minutes, here, about the Des Moines Register poll that was released overnight. Now, I have close friends down at the Register and knew about the results a couple of days ago. I mentioned to the Register folks how upsetting this would be in Freehold to have such poll results released. They have there own ideas and released it anyway.

    I'd like to mention one thing about the poll that folks my not have caught. It is that my worthy opponent, Mr. King, polled very well among women.

    Now, that suggests to me that all is not lost in my campaign. That is to hint that if more men than women vote, I will win the election. How does that happen?

    Here, we return to the book we all live by, the King James Bible of 1611. It clealy tells us that women should not vote, but if they insist on voting, their choice must be determined by the man of the house.

    I am preying that our families recognize the importance of this election and the role God plays in it. The Godly best to all of you.
    Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Miss Cassandra
      Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
      • Feb 2010
      • 369
      #2
      Re: Johny Joe Hold, Fireside Chat #4

      Mr. Hold, this is amazing! Don't you realize that this isn't going to help you in any way?

      Why is this? Because the women that are going to vote for King, aren't impressed by your 1611 KJV argument, because, well, that argument only works if you already agree with your opinions about this book. And people who agree with you on that, would already vote for you. So no woman would change her mind because of this.

      Of course, husbands could force their women to vote for you, using intimidation and violence, which is the "true christian" way to do that.

      However, mr. King made already clear that independant observers from the State of Iowa will be present at the voting offices. So it will be completely anonymous, and husbands can't check what their wives do.

      The only way you can evade this is by forcing your wife to "authorize" you to vote for her (if that's possible in these elections, I don't know this, to be honest). So, I think it is time to warn these women for this, and of course, they must pretend to their husbands that they are going to vote for Hold, so they will be allowed to go with them to the voting offices. I will try to organize this.

      You will not succeed in subverting the democratic process. The days of true christian dominion over Freehold are over.
      An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

      And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


      Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Johny Joe Hold, Fireside Chat #4

          Any woman in Freehold that actually tries to vote for that boy, will have to 'switch' or have some hickory licks.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Johny Joe Hold, Fireside Chat #4

              All the True Christian(tm) ladies I know are scared to death of the spook running for mayor. They're afraid they'll be raped when they go to city hall to pick up their Tithing kickbacks attend quilting bees. The boy is a menace, and most likely has an extensive prison record.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Godfly
                  Descended from Rapes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1552
                  #5
                  Re: Johny Joe Hold, Fireside Chat #4

                  My very own wife Martha said she was thinking about voting for Green, that and her practitioner witchcraft nearly drove me to drink. But fortunately the lord saw fit to have the RV back over her while she was hosing off the mudflaps and she is currently in the intensive care unit. It's only half the Miricle I've been praying for but I'm confident the Lord will finish the job when he's good and ready.

                  Praise His Name!
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12924
                      #6
                      Re: Johny Joe Hold, Fireside Chat #4

                      God Bless Godfly! This campaign takes its toll on a person. But, with loyal friends like you, my resolve to keep on fighting is strengthened.
                      Johny Joe Hold
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Johny Joe Hold, Fireside Chat #4

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                          God Bless Godfly! This campaign takes its toll on a person. But, with loyal friends like you, my resolve to keep on fighting is strengthened.
                          Johny Joe Hold
                          I see smooth sailing ahead, Brother Hold. Project Habakkuk has made a breakthrough.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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