[True Disciple]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Are you aware she was staying at Mrs. Johnson's place? Do you realize now that you planted your fake evidence at the wrong location? Mrs. King is closing in on you and I assure you there will be no place where you can hide. The time criminals like you can do whatever they want is over. It's time for CHANGE in Freehold!

Clearly, you haven't been following this matter much. Cassie said herself that she had lived with mrs. Johnson the last weeks. It was her home.

How can anyone who is so terribly misinformed be expected to be a good mayor of Freehold?

Anyway, I've been asked to step out of Project H for a few days, to investigate the evidence obtained against Miss Cassandra. Using the newest Creation-Scientific methods, we have already made some unsettling discoveries. I'm not allowed to tell much of it, but I can say that we the following sample of the material found in Cassie's possession:


Sample of the unidentified material found in Cassandra's possession

I was born in the Netherlands, and despite I the fact I never smoked or smelled this stuff myself, I'm very sure it is marijuana. It looks frighteningly similar:

Marijuana sample

In addition, we took the following tests:

1. According to people who are experienced with the stuff, marijuana stinks. We burned a little bit of this stuff, and it stank as well.

2. Marijuana affects people's minds, and as we all know, this is because marijuana opens the gate of the body for demons, which enter the body through the pupil of the eye (you can clearly see their pupils widen when people use this stuff). Therefore, as skilled exorcists, we had tested it using the following methods:

- we weighed the stuff, and it weighed no more than you would normally expect. This positively proves that there were demons in it, as the souls of demons have no weight, and demon-possessed people and materials therefore don't weigh more than normal people and materials.
- we dropped a bunch of the stuff on the table, and found the number 666 hidden at least eight times in its tangled fibres.
- we put some of it on a blank vinyl disc, which we then played backwards. Skilled decoders noticed at least fourteen different satanic messages.

I would say, game over, witch! You'd better beg Pastor Ezekiel for mercy.

[Alfred King]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Man that's some tough news Cassandra, the plants and contents of the bags found at your home tested positive for THC, seems it was some high grade marijuana.

Are you aware she was staying at Mrs. Johnson's place? Do you realize now that you planted your fake evidence at the wrong location? Mrs. King is closing in on you and I assure you there will be no place where you can hide. The time criminals like you can do whatever they want is over. It's time for CHANGE in Freehold!

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Miss Cassy two test were ran independent of each other, one by the Crime Lab in Freehold the other by U of I in Des Monies. Judge Flint will most likely take it a bit easier on you if you just admit to the crime.

And now you've resorted to flatly lying about it. You know perfectly well that all samples of "marijuana" are currently in possession of the Crime Lab in Freehold, where that friend of James Hutchins works. Mrs. King is currently doing her best to get them hand over some of the material to be tested by independant researchers. For some reason (what could that possibly be?) the FPD has refused to give anyone other than researchers of the Landover University access to these materials, claiming "administrative difficulties" if the evidence would leave the Freehold Crime Lab.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Yes, but they are the ones that will be questioned as "witnesses and experts," by the defense. I'd adore hear them defending their methods, and showing the "proof" (provided there are not so stupid as to burn it, as you suggested).



Oh yes, I know what the test results will be when carried out by these persons. But I also know what the results will be when they are carried out by other persons. Am I clairvoyant? No, just realistic. I know that I'm innocent, and I know that this is a big conspiracy to eliminate me.

I have heard that just about every one in prison is not guilty, well that's what the inmates claim anyway.

Miss Cassy two test were ran independent of each other, one by the Crime Lab in Freehold the other by U of I in Des Monies. Judge Flint will most likely take it a bit easier on you if you just admit to the crime.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

I cannot believe you put Mrs. Johnson's home at risk. She will be homeless and as such, will have to locate a new place to stay. I hate the idea of giving her a one way bus ticket to San Diego with a note pinned to her lapel. Fortunately, Cranky Old Man has graciously offered to pay for the ticket.

That is an out standing gesture on Crank's part. Can you feel the Christian Love?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

The testers are not the ones being convictedtried here, Missy! You are.

Yes, but they are the ones that will be questioned as "witnesses and experts," by the defense. I'd adore hear them defending their methods, and showing the "proof" (provided there are not so stupid as to burn it, as you suggested).

These fine men are trained professionals. They are all True Christians™ and as such, follow Biblical procedures to a "T". Based on your comment above, it appears you are admitting your guilt as you knew what the results of the test would be.

Oh yes, I know what the test results will be when carried out by these persons. But I also know what the results will be when they are carried out by other persons. Am I clairvoyant? No, just realistic. I know that I'm innocent, and I know that this is a big conspiracy to eliminate me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

That's because the people testing this stuff are "professionals" from the Landover University. It seems that their test consists of throwing things into the water: if they do not sink, then it means they must be possessed by demons. The same way they used to test witches. That's because they do not believe in gravity. As these sacks certainly didn't sink, they must havew been possessed by demons, like marijuana is. I would like to hear these reasearchers explain that in High Court, however.

The testers are not the ones being convictedtried here, Missy! You are.
These fine men are trained professionals. They are all True Christians(tm) and as such, follow Biblical procedures to a "T". Based on your comment above, it appears you are admitting your guilt as you knew what the results of the test would be.
I cannot believe you put Mrs. Johnson's home at risk. She will be homeless and as such, will have to locate a new place to stay. I hate the idea of giving her a one way bus ticket to San Diego with a note pinned to her lapel. Fortunately, Cranky Old Man has graciously offered to pay for the ticket.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

I talked to officer Don a few minutes ago, he is keeping me up to date with your case.
Man that's some tough news Cassandra, the plants and contents of the bags found at your home tested positive for THC, seems it was some high grade marijuana. From what I hear you are staring down the possibility of 25yrs in prison. Possession with intent to deliver within 1000 yards of a school or Church. Its a real shame that the city can take your home , after all it was used to commit a felony.

That's because the people testing this stuff are "professionals" from the Landover University. It seems that their test consists of throwing things into the water: if they do not sink, then it means they must be possessed by demons. The same way they used to test witches. That's because they do not believe in gravity. As these sacks certainly didn't sink, they must havew been possessed by demons, like marijuana is. I would like to hear these reasearchers explain that in High Court, however.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

I've got room in my basement.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

I talked to officer Don a few minutes ago, he is keeping me up to date with your case.
Man that's some tough news Cassandra, the plants and contents of the bags found at your home tested positive for THC, seems it was some high grade marijuana. From what I hear you are staring down the possibility of 25yrs in prison. Possession with intent to deliver within 1000 yards of a school or Church. Its a real shame that the city can take your home , after all it was used to commit a felony.

I think that you might want to consider a plea deal. I bet if you ask real nice, Rev Jim or Pastor Ezekiel might offer to sponsor you for house arrest. It would give you some time to reflect your sins and get right with Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

We're working on it. However, the majority supporting mr. King is so large, that it likely doesn't really matter.

You are assuming they actually go to the proper voting place, have the correct proof of identification amoung other requirements. I have seen empty head women often stand in the wrong line for hours. Always good for a giggle.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Mr. Dewitt is right about the absentee ballot. Seven days prior to today, a request must of been filed.
And you are right about being able to vote as you most certainly are innocent until convicted by your peers. Thing is, I do not think you'll be out of the poky to visit a polling place.
By the way, I heard Zeke, Rev. Jim, Cranky, Bobby-Joe all got served with jury duty notices.

[Nobar King]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Mr. King is so large, that it likely doesn't really matter.

Lalalalalalalalalamore.than.I.need.to.knowLalalala lalalalala

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Did you by chance apply for the absentee ballot 7 days ago? If not I am soooo very sorry, you have to vote in person! I really do not see the Police taking you to vote.
Say how do you like the county orange jump suits

We're working on it. However, the majority supporting mr. King is so large, that it likely doesn't really matter.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

Oh, yes, the cops here at Freehold told me about this. However, they also keep going on and on about Guantanamo Bay, so I'm not inclined to worry too much about that. The only problem I have is that I possibly will not be allowed to vote. I'll have to ask mrs. King how issues like this are arranged legally. As far as I know, as long as I'm not convicted, I'm allowed to vote, even though I'm in custody by the police.

Did you by chance apply for the absentee ballot 7 days ago? If not I am soooo very sorry, you have to vote in person! I really do not see the Police taking you to vote.
Say how do you like the county orange jump suits