Straw Poll: Your favorite candidate? - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

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03-17-2010, 06:33 PM

Re: Straw Poll: Your favorite candidate?

Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

Those aren't election results, Brother Hutchins. That's just an exit poll of church members, not the whole town.

There are three candidates in this race, as I recall; Johny "Too Drunk to Spell Johnny" Joe Tard, Al "Quaida" King, and My Left Shoe.

Only one candidate is listed in Landover's exit poll.

True, only one is mentioned.

The others are grouped together as their numbers are small. Only the winner matters, Rev. Rodimer, no one likes the losers. Sorry.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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