Free Dinner In Cedar Rapids

[James Dewitt]

Buses will be leaving bright and early the morning of March 17Th for a FREE St. Patrick's day dinner, yes free. Corned beef and cabbage, chicken and waffles and assorted Messican food will be provided, Did I forget free BEER too?
Games and prizes for the young ones. Sigh up for the event at Bob4Gods gun shop, don't worry if you miss the sign up sheet we have plenty of buses. Did I mention its FREE, and its all you can eat and drink. Watermelon and deep fried ice cream will be for desert. Buses will depart at 9:00 am from the Landover Men's Club parking lot. Don't be late. Remember it is FREE.

Thanks to the Landover Ladies Auxiliary for arranging the event.

[Nobar King]

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That sounds fantastic. I never turn down any free beer. Is there a signup list?

[James Dewitt]

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Nobar King you probably don't want to go, Don't you have duties as a voting JUDGE.

[Nobar King]

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Hmm.... I'd hate to miss all the fun.

[James Hutchins]

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Boy oh boy, wouldn't I love to go on that trip. Free delicious food, fun and games. Wow! I have to mow the lawn that day, darn it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hmm.... I'd hate to miss all the fun.

Brother Nobar, this offer is for the unsaved.

True Christians™ will have their free beer delivered to them directly by the Ladies of Landover. You won't miss out on a thing.

[James Dewitt]

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What a great turn out 7 buses loaded with 350 unsaved people. Head count showed we had 150 niggras, 155 messicians and 45 drunken micks and chinks who where just there for the beer. The buses will be back late tonight well after the voting is over. So don't worry your kitchen and gardening staff will be back to work tomorrow.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What a great turn out 7 buses loaded with 350 unsaved people. Head count showed we had 150 niggras, 155 messicians and 45 drunken micks and chinks who where just there for the beer. The buses will be back late tonight well after the voting is over. So don't worry your kitchen and gardening staff will be back to work tomorrow.

In completely unrelated news, the My Left Shoe campaign has obtained copies of surveillance tapes from the camera outside the Freehold election office. The video shows a diverse crowd of several hundred -- black, Mexican, Irish, Asian -- all lined up. Each one shows his or her completed ballot to the camera, smiles (full face), then seals the ballot envelope and slides it under the door. Another cameraman -- he appears to be a news station cameraman, and there is a man with a microphone interviewing voters -- can be seen providing a separate record of the event. There's no sound, so My Left Shoe isn't sure what's being said by the newsman.

The interviewer looks like this:

The same number of people (about 350), fitting the same description as your day-trippers, all voted in the early morning hours about the same time your buses left! That's quite a coincidence, don't you think? Why, it's almost as though someone designed it. You know, the way God designed the eye!

My Left Shoe has not yet reviewed the tape in its entirety, and so has not determined who received the bulk of these votes; Al "Helicoptering" King, who vented hot air instead of doing anything to ensure that all people got the opportunity to vote, or My Left Shoe, many of whose campaign workers happen to be bus drivers intimately familiar with the tunnels under Freehold that would allow military vehicles (or, say, charter buses) to travel unseen to certain government buildings.

[James Hutchins]

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In entirely unrelated news, apparently the Mayors office was deluged with illegally posted junk mail today.
When security arrived this morning at 9 AM, a large pile of mail not bearing official US postage was found. It was summarily disposed of in the town hall incinerator but to the recent threats by Cassie and Al King for fear of anthrax contamination

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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In entirely unrelated news, apparently the Mayors office was deluged with illegally posted junk mail today.
When security arrived this morning at 9 AM, a large pile of mail not bearing official US postage was found. It was summarily disposed of in the town hall incinerator but to the recent threats by Cassie and Al King for fear of anthrax contamination

That IS unfortunate! I HATE junk mail!

It's a good thing that absentee ballots don't have to be postmarked, and can be slid under the door of the election office, per the instructions on the form. I'm glad there was no confusion.

[James Hutchins]

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Gee you are right but... they must be postmarked to ensure they are in the government hands by the proscribed time. The envelopes incinerated had no postage and therefore, no postmark.
I sure hope those were not those theoretical ballots you talk of.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Gee you are right but... they must be postmarked to ensure they are in the government hands by the proscribed time. The envelopes incinerated had no postage and therefore, no postmark.

The absentee ballot instructions specifically state that they can be dropped off without postage, and slid under the door.

I sure hope those were not those theoretical ballots you talk of.

I'm sure that couldn't have happened. After all, that'd be election fraud, and we know that no Christian would commit fraud.

It's not like there are atheist moles campaigning here!

Speaking of which, how is Johny "Atheist Mole" Hole doing?

[James Dewitt]

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In completely unrelated news, the My Left Shoe campaign has obtained copies of surveillance tapes from the camera outside the Freehold election office. The video shows a diverse crowd of several hundred -- black, Mexican, Irish, Asian -- all lined up. Each one shows his or her completed ballot to the camera, smiles (full face), then seals the ballot envelope and slides it under the door. Another cameraman -- he appears to be a news station cameraman, and there is a man with a microphone interviewing voters -- can be seen providing a separate record of the event. There's no sound, so My Left Shoe isn't sure what's being said by the newsman.

The interviewer looks like this:

The same number of people (about 350), fitting the same description as your day-trippers, all voted in the early morning hours about the same time your buses left! That's quite a coincidence, don't you think? Why, it's almost as though someone designed it. You know, the way God designed the eye!

My Left Shoe has not yet reviewed the tape in its entirety, and so has not determined who received the bulk of these votes; Al "Helicoptering" King, who vented hot air instead of doing anything to ensure that all people got the opportunity to vote, or My Left Shoe, many of whose campaign workers happen to be bus drivers intimately familiar with the tunnels under Freehold that would allow military vehicles (or, say, charter buses) to travel unseen to certain government buildings.

I am not sure what your left shoe is talking about, those people had an opportunity to vote .

[James Hutchins]

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See, the problem is the time/date stamp. It has to be done. The envelopes had no such marking.
I fail to see the problem. These 'people' has a choice via free will. They could spend a fun day eating and playing games or do what was expected of them and stay home, be productive citizens and participate in the vote inna legal manner. What you are saying is akin to a deathbed repent, and of all people, you know that just does not work. Sorry.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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See, the problem is the time/date stamp. It has to be done. The envelopes had no such marking.
I fail to see the problem. These 'people' has a choice via free will. They could spend a fun day eating and playing games or do what was expected of them and stay home, be productive citizens and participate in the vote inna legal manner. What you are saying is akin to a deathbed repent, and of all people, you know that just does not work. Sorry.

They did what the absentee ballot instructions said to do.

My Left Shoe (and, I'm sure, Al "Welfare" King) will be outraged if these votes are not counted. And I'm told Kip San Diego will be reporting live from City Hall on the 10pm news!