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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    God Sends a Plague to Combat Perverted Furries

    THIS story gave me great joy when it came to my attention. And I'd like to point out that every single one of my Nubile Young Men's True Christian™ Prayer Warriors were with me the whole time.

    God hates furries intensely.

    19 hospitalized after intentional release of chlorine gas at Chicago ‘furry’ animal character confab

    Police say the release of chlorine gas that hospitalized 19 people and forced the evacuation of the Midwest FurFest was intentional, the Chicago Tribune reports.

    At approximately 12:40 a.m., first responders were called to investigate a “noxious odor” at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Rosement, which was hosting the Midwest FurFest. The Rosemont Public Safety department was called in and found a high level of chlorine gas in the air.

    Authorities immediately ordered all the convention-goers — many of whom were in anthropomorphic animal costumes — to exit the building. They were not allowed to return until almost 4 a.m.



    HAZMAT technicians located the cause of the odor, powdered chlorine, on a ninth floor stairwell and determined that it was placed there in a manner that “suggests an intentional act,” police said.

    The annual convention “celebrate[s] furry fandom, that is, art, literature, and performance based around anthropomorphic animals,” according to its website.

    One convention attendee, Thomas Zell, told the Tribune that most people “thought this was just someone pulling the fire alarm” in an attempt to humiliate the costumed attendees by making them stand outside — as that apparently is a regular occurrence at these conventions.

    “But it was serious this time,” he added.

    Ironically, the official Midwest FurFest Twitter account retweeted a video praising the convention’s strict security the day before.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: God Sends a Plague to Combat Perverted Furries

    I agree with the author of this article, who clearly stated that it is all about making these furries stand around outside.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293

      #3
      Re: God Sends a Plague to Combat Perverted Furries

      How ironic.
      The furies were the goddesses of vengeance in ancient heathen Roman-Greco mythology. That God has taken out his vengeance on them, is so fitting. Well done, God
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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: God Sends a Plague to Combat Perverted Furries

        Chlorine is used for purification - just what Jesus would want.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Bjorn Jensen
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2012
          • 2356

          #5
          Re: God Sends a Plague to Combat Perverted Furries

          "Unknown reasons" they say. No, it was intentional, Jesus did it, possibly with the help of True Christians™

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: God Sends a Plague to Combat Perverted Furries

            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
            "Unknown reasons" they say. No, it was intentional, Jesus did it, possibly with the help of True Christians™
            Ix-nay!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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