Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We've seen "Bikers for Jesus", "Gun Owners for Jesus" and many other victories where the truth of Jesus has over whelmed the forces of Satan.

The last frontier has always been the sinful women who entice men from their monogamist lives as husbands and fathers into lives of lustful sin. Now, after centuries of victory, Satan has been defeated. Hookers are now uniting for Jesus and bringing an end to their professional lives as corruptors of men.

Praise Jesus for this great victory:

http://www.christianpost.com/news/hookers-for-jesus-founder-on-womens-fantasy-your-ultimate-romantic-interest-is-jesus-christ-133934/

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

Praise the Lord, that women are becoming more godly...not if only Joanna's (Not Sister Vasey) daughter learned it; she was raped...could you offer some advice on what to do with her? I've beaten her, and she's to be married, she's on a leash at all times in my sight, but she's still acting out; I don't know what to do, and my husband who does not have time to be dealing with my foolish nattering, ordered me to turn to the distinguished men and women of Landover.

Humbly yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Esther B.]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

Praise the Lord, that women are becoming more godly...not if only Joanna's (Not Sister Vasey) daughter learned it; she was raped...could you offer some advice on what to do with her? I've beaten her, and she's to be married, she's on a leash at all times in my sight, but she's still acting out; I don't know what to do, and my husband who does not have time to be dealing with my foolish nattering, ordered me to turn to the distinguished men and women of Landover.

Humbly yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

If you're willing to let her out of your sight and you haven't tried it already, maybe you could try chaining and locking her in your prayer closet with nothing but a Bible and some lukewarm water. I hope this helps.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

If you're willing to let her out of your sight and you haven't tried it already, maybe you could try chaining and locking her in your prayer closet with nothing but a Bible and some lukewarm water. I hope this helps.

I always recommend bring in professionals whenever the situation calls for them. What I'm suggesting is a call to Hookers for Jesus.

God Bless.

[Esther B.]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

I always recommend bring in professionals whenever the situation calls for them. What I'm suggesting is a call to Hookers for Jesus.

God Bless.

My goodness, you're absolutely right, Mr. Mayor. Mrs. Johnson, I would highly suggest taking Mr. Hold's advice instead of mine.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

I always recommend bring in professionals whenever the situation calls for them. What I'm suggesting is a call to Hookers for Jesus.

God Bless.

Of course! What ought I do to get the Hookers for Jesus over here to help her? Should I come over near Landover, or what? Of course, Sister Joanna has kindly agreed to pay the bill, right dear?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

Of course! What ought I do to get the Hookers for Jesus over here to help her? Should I come over near Landover, or what? Of course, Sister Joanna has kindly agreed to pay the bill, right dear?

Your concern for those in need is inspiring, Mrs. Johnson.

All one needs to do is email Hookers for Jesus using the attached form. Jesus will do the rest.

http://www.hookersforjesus.net/contact/

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

"What us women need to understand [is] if a man can't do what you ideally think he should do, [it is because] God is the only one who can do that for you. Jesus Christ is the only one who can ultimately be your ultimate romantic interest and I'm not talking about sexually. I'm talking about that intimate love bond that we have that heals all wounds, that heals all insecurities, that heals all the things that we think our husbands should do and be," she told The Christian Post.

Praise ! It is so true! is the apple of my own eye! is my romantic and yet not romantic love interest! is the One I make love to when my husband holds me, and I know that is the one my husband makes love to as he holds me! I am not ashamed to be a Bride of Christ, and neither is Mr. Etheldreda!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hookers for Jesus is Our Greatest Victory.

Your concern for those in need is inspiring, Mrs. Johnson.

All one needs to do is email Hookers for Jesus using the attached form. Jesus will do the rest.

http://www.hookersforjesus.net/contact/

Done! Thank you for your wonderful work; not only maintaining the lovely town of Landover, which I hope to see someday, but also for helping a silly woman!