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God has spoken, and His message is clear. He will no longer tolerate Catholics, Cross-Dressing, Homosexuals, and voodoo satanism.
For those of you that don't know, Mardi Gras is the bastard hate-child of Catholicism, Santaria (a politically correct name for voodoo satanism), and gay pride parades. Each year, thousands of transvestites host parades that involve cross-dressing, encouragement of lewd acts, sacrificing black roosters to satan, tossing anal sex beads to the crowd, and using candy to lure children into back alleys.
This year God said enough is enough, and flash fried a Mardi Gras punk rock band to deliver the message. With any luck He will finish the job, using massive lightning strikes to torch the rest of the Aids-ridden population. Glory!
At least 16 dead in Carnival parade accident in Haiti
At least 16 people were killed during Haiti's national Carnival parade in an accident involving an electrical shock on a float, government officials said.
An "accident following an electrical shock" happened on a parade float in Port-au-Prince at 2:48 a.m. ET Tuesday, Haitian Communications Minister Rothschild Francis Junior said.
The government spokesman did not elaborate on the accident. Seventy-eight other people were injured, the office of Haiti's Prime Minister said.
Video from the scene appeared to show a power line striking a man atop a float. Chaos erupted and revelers ran in all directions.
"My sincerest sympathies (are) with the victims of the grave incident this morning at the Champ de Mars celebrating Mardi Gras Carnaval," Haitian President Michel Martelly said on Twitter.
The accident happened just hours into Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday, the culmination of pre-Lenten Carnival celebrations.
Officials canceled Carnival activities and declared three days of national mourning.
At least 16 people were killed during Haiti's national Carnival parade in an accident involving an electrical shock on a float, government officials said.
An "accident following an electrical shock" happened on a parade float in Port-au-Prince at 2:48 a.m. ET Tuesday, Haitian Communications Minister Rothschild Francis Junior said.
The government spokesman did not elaborate on the accident. Seventy-eight other people were injured, the office of Haiti's Prime Minister said.
Video from the scene appeared to show a power line striking a man atop a float. Chaos erupted and revelers ran in all directions.
"My sincerest sympathies (are) with the victims of the grave incident this morning at the Champ de Mars celebrating Mardi Gras Carnaval," Haitian President Michel Martelly said on Twitter.
The accident happened just hours into Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday, the culmination of pre-Lenten Carnival celebrations.
Officials canceled Carnival activities and declared three days of national mourning.
This year God said enough is enough, and flash fried a Mardi Gras punk rock band to deliver the message. With any luck He will finish the job, using massive lightning strikes to torch the rest of the Aids-ridden population. Glory!
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