Invisible Perverts In Our Homes?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Brothers and Sisters,

Scientists are making advances in a cloaking device which will be able to hide people and objects. I fear this is purely the work of satan! What will we do when the rapists, whoremongers, homers, murders, and goths are all running free and invisible!

My Christian friends, I am worried as to whether the "Lord's Eye Criminal Detection System" I have installed in my home will be able to pick up on these invisible perverts? Or do I need to purchase the extra $19.99 Invisible flamer package?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science....ap/index.html

EW

[Talitha]

Re: Invisible Perverts In Our Homes?

Brothers and Sisters,

Scientists are making advances in a cloaking device which will be able to hide people and objects. I fear this is purely the work of satan! What will we do when the rapists, whoremongers, homers, murders, and goths are all running free and invisible!

My Christian friends, I am worried as to whether the "Lord's Eye Criminal Detection System" I have installed in my home will be able to pick up on these invisible perverts? Or do I need to purchase the extra $19.99 Invisible flamer package?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science....ap/index.html

EW

I shouldn't worry Brother.
All of the folks you have mentioned are so dumb that when they go into a store to get one and see an empty shelf they'll think they are sold out.