Communists cause flooding in Soviet Georgia!

[Elmer G. White]

Although the Soviet Union collapsed a quarter of an century ago, the atheist agenda of the Marxists still yields more victims. In the Caucasus mountains, in a sad and forsaken state called Soviet Georgia (not to be confused with Godly American Georgia), there has been extensive flooding with the streets of the capital covered in almost Biblical amounts of water and many people have perished.

...floodwaters devastated the center of the capital. At least 12 people died in the floods and 24 were reported missing, according to Davit Narmania, the mayor of Tbilisi.

The head of the local Church Patriarch Ilia II (apparently a direct underling of the Godly president of Soviet Georgia, Mr. Putin) has discovered that the culprits for this flooding are atheist communists!

...the broad assault against the church by the country’s former Communist rulers lay at the root of the disaster.“When Communists came to us in this country, they ordered that all crosses and bells of the churches be melted down and the money used to build the zoo,” the patriarch said, Interfax reported. “Therefore, the zoo should have not been built there,” he said. “Many didn’t know this, but sin will not go without punishment.”

The current flood is also Biblical, as God has relocated many wild animals in pairs in the local capital Tbilisi. There are now lions, tigers, unicorns, elephants, giraffes, hyenas and other Created kinds roaming the streets and causing havoc among unbelievers!

Residents of Tbilisi, Georgia, were warned to stay off the streets on Sunday lest they encounter one of the lions, tigers, bears or other beasts set free from the city zoo after floodwaters devastated the center of the capital.

Daniel 6:16
Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into the den of lions. Now the king spake and said unto Daniel, Thy God whom thou servest continually, he will deliver thee.

Again, Jesus is showing the signs for the End of Times.

Glory!



Revelation 20:9
And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Communists cause flooding in Soviet Georgia!

Although the Soviet Union collapsed a quarter of an century ago, the atheist agenda of the Marxists still yields more victims. In the Caucasus mountains, in a sad and forsaken state called Soviet Georgia (not to be confused with Godly American Georgia)...

Thank you for clearing that up for me, Brother. We in Europe are often confused by the Red States in the Godly USA, as to us a Red State means a Commie country. So basically we have it back to front.

I guessed I was mistaken early on, though, when I saw the hippopotamus in the street. I don't think they are native to America, are they?

The current flood is also Biblical, as God has relocated many wild animals in pairs in the local capital Tbilisi.

The fact that they are in pairs makes me wonder if we should be building an Ark for European True Christians™. Given that we are so widely dispersed, perhaps a series of small Arks? We will need a coordination committee.

YiC
Joanna

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Communists cause flooding in Soviet Georgia!

Thank you for clearing that up for me, Brother. We in Europe are often confused by the Red States in the Godly USA, as to us a Red State means a Commie country. So basically we have it back to front.

I guessed I was mistaken early on, though, when I saw the hippopotamus in the street. I don't think they are native to America, are they?

The fact that they are in pairs makes me wonder if we should be building an Ark for European True Christians™. Given that we are so widely dispersed, perhaps a series of small Arks? We will need a coordination committee.

YiC
Joanna

I do think that hippopotami can also be found in Godly US of A. Here's a picture of a feral specimen on the streets of San Francisco.


Matthew 24:38-39
For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

If the flooding continues, it would really be best to start preparing for a pre-Rapture global Flood. There are many good preliminary plans for a modern ark with Created kinds preserved.



I'd hate to get this close to Rapture only to die of the floodwaters and get into Heaven without meeting Jesus Christ in the clouds first.

1 Thessalonians 4:17
Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Communists cause flooding in Soviet Georgia!

Are we really certain all this flooding is caused by communism? After all, if we look at this from a purely rational perspective, couldn't it just be the usual suspects: the homosexuals? Admittedly, these abominations are difficult to separate.