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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12833

    #1

    Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

    I just love Fox News because it takes the principles set of by Jesus and applies them to everyday life. Now, it has named Chick-Fil-A the Official Chicken of Jesus.
    Some readers might recall the Chick-Fil-A's President, Danny Cathy, railed out against homer marriage a while back. That put his company on a growth pattern to bury McDonalds.By becoming the Official Chicken of Jesus, Chick-Fil-A is destined to become the largest corporation in the world. Jesus wants this to happen.

    Fox News Radio Host Todd Starnes Deems Chick-Fil-A The 'Official Chicken Of Jesus'
    He gives the fast food franchise props in a fiery rant against same-sex marriage.


    Posted: 07/13/2015

    Fox News radio host Todd Starnes dubbed Chick-fil-A "the official chicken of Jesus" in a fiery tirade against same-sex marriage over the weekend.

    Starnes, whose opposition to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) rights is well-established, made the eyebrow-raising claim in a July 12 speech at the Abilene Baptist Church in Augusta, Georgia. As Raw Story pointed out, Starnes' speech was focused on the Supreme Court's historic June 25 ruling, which legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.

    Chick-fil-A, you may recall, was at the epicenter of a media firestorm in 2012 after President Dan Cathy, who is the son of company founder S. Truett Cathy, confirmed his fast f0od chain's support of the "biblical definition of the family unit" in an interview with the Baptist Press.

    Starnes, of course, didn't stop there, suggesting that same-sex marriage was indicative of a "war on religious liberty" that is specifically targeting Christians.

    "The Supreme Court may have re-defined marriage, but God hasn't re-defined anything," he proclaimed, defending business owners that have spoken out against same-sex marriage by turning away LGBT patrons, before the audience erupted with applause. "The Supreme Court's decision now means that gay rights trump religious liberty, and churches and faith-based organizations must prepare for the lawsuits and government investigations that are on the way."

    Before arguing that Christians needed to "stand together with one voice," he declared, "They may demand to know the content of our prayers, they may try to shut down our bakeries, they may try to silence our voices, but we will not be silenced! We will not be intimidated!”



    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Freddy Osborne
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2011
    • 538

    #2
    Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

    I always pick up a Chic Fil A lemonade on the way to Hobby Lobby! It's a great way to spend a homo and slut free afternoon with my kids.
    "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

    "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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    • BuddyBraeswood
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2015
      • 38

      #3
      Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

      Cow appreciation day...

      Not trying to market but free Chick-fil-a meal, July 14th only!

      Article

      Here's a link to print a "costume"

      Enjoy!!
      Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
      Proverbs 3:5 - Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
      Ignorance is Bliss, Trust in Him

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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717

        #4
        Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

        I think Chick fil A's logo should be changed to Jesus gnawing on a drumstick atop a mountain of slain sodomites, with a Holy ray of light from above illuminating the scene..

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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 5046

          #5
          Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

          I hope Fox News can continue to tell us which products Jesus endorses. It would reduce a lot of pointless debate if we could tune in and hear from Jesus what position he takes on various issues. I mean I'm pretty sure we should nuke Iraq but hearing it directly from Jesus would remove any doubt. Pure, perfect certainty always.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11508

            #6
            Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

            Originally posted by Freddy Osborne View Post
            I always pick up a Chic Fil A lemonade on the way to Hobby Lobby! It's a great way to spend a homo and slut free afternoon with my kids.

            You are so right! Chic Fil A and Hobby Lobby are the best! Way better than Michaels and Burger King. Why, I once got an order of french fries at Burger King and there was a fry sticking right through an onion ring! It was obscene! I was so embarassed.


            Epicurously and Spuriously Yours,

            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #7
              Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

              In the age of Obama we all need to be concerned about the purity of our fast food and wedding cakes. We also should be concerned about where we purchase our goods and services and ensure we support True Christian™ business practices. Towards this end, I'm suggesting a campaign to certify all enterprises that adopt a No Sodomy policy in their undertakings. Christians can be assured by looking for the International No Sodomy logo that will be prominently displayed.

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              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12833

                #8
                Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                In the age of Obama we all need to be concerned about the purity of our fast food and wedding cakes. We also should be concerned about where we purchase our goods and services and ensure we support True Christian™ business practices. Towards this end, I'm suggesting a campaign to certify all enterprises that adopt a No Sodomy policy in their undertakings. Christians can be assured by looking for the International No Sodomy logo that will be prominently displayed.

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                Showing this No Sodomy logo is the Landover Baptist version of the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Don't buy until you see it.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Check Mate
                  Unsaved trash, obese whore
                  • Jul 2015
                  • 14

                  #9
                  Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

                  Originally posted by Freddy Osborne View Post
                  I always pick up a Chic Fil A lemonade on the way to Hobby Lobby! It's a great way to spend a homo and slut free afternoon with my kids.
                  ...Why do you have two of the same badge?
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #10
                    Re: Chick-Fil-A is the Offical Chicken of Jesus; Fox News.

                    Originally posted by Check Mate View Post
                    ...Why do you have two of the same badge?
                    Are you drunk, child? You must be seeing double. Now quit wasting bandwidth.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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