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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468
    #1

    There Came a Mighty Shout!

    I was awakened this morning by a mighty shout. It was accompanied by the sound of trumpets. I am going to investigate as soon as I brush my teeth. I wouldn't want to meet Jesus with morning mouth. Did anyone else hear it?
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468
      #2
      Re: There Came a Mighty Shout!

      Great disappointment in these parts this morning. The tumult turned out to be Mrs. Carpenter, come up from Poteet to have her hair professionally bleached. She was driving up and down the street, shouting obscenities, gnashing her teeth, trying to run over the children riding their bicycles and honking her horn. She is not a Christian, that Mrs. Carpenter.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717
          #3
          Re: There Came a Mighty Shout!

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          Great disappointment in these parts this morning. The tumult turned out to be Mrs. Carpenter, come up from Poteet to have her hair professionally bleached. She was driving up and down the street, shouting obscenities, gnashing her teeth, trying to run over the children riding their bicycles and honking her horn. She is not a Christian, that Mrs. Carpenter.
          Just like satan to signal a false alarm...sorry to hear the enemy yanked your chain, brother Moss.

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            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
               
              • Jul 2014
              • 8395
              #4
              Re: There Came a Mighty Shout!

              Really, these women have enough money to get their hair bleached (yuck!) but no class whatsoever.

              I assume she rents her house. Do we know who owns it and whether they would be willing to sell at above market value? Because the problem of Mrs Johnson was eventually solved that way.
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: There Came a Mighty Shout!

                  Women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Especially non-Christian women.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12585
                      #6
                      Re: There Came a Mighty Shout!

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      Great disappointment in these parts this morning. The tumult turned out to be Mrs. Carpenter, come up from Poteet to have her hair professionally bleached. She was driving up and down the street, shouting obscenities, gnashing her teeth, trying to run over the children riding their bicycles and honking her horn. She is not a Christian, that Mrs. Carpenter.
                      I have to be a little careful, being in local politics, about what I repeat to others concerning people in Freehold. I can tell you this, there has been talk about this woman.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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