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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise!

    Originally posted by eggcake View Post
    Did they do it?
    And if they did, do we have photos?
    Of course not. As with all smelly foreign savages, they all lie.

    On the plus side, there are always a never-ending stream of busloads of dotheads plunging off mountainsides.


    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
       
      • Jul 2014
      • 8418

      #17
      Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise!

      Originally posted by Des View Post
      Did our resident dothead Hashish Shawshank, or whatever her name is, off herself along with the rest of them? Or was it all just empty promises?
      Maybe we should suggest it to her. She answers everything with "Yes! Yes!"
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #18
        Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Of course not. As with all smelly foreign savages, they all lie.

        On the plus side, there are always a never-ending stream of busloads of dotheads plunging off mountainsides.

        Donald Trump is right - send them all home. But whatever we do, make sure they don't get drivers licenses.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • eggcake
          Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
          • Aug 2015
          • 53

          #19
          Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Of course not. As with all smelly foreign savages, they all lie.

          On the plus side, there are always a never-ending stream of busloads of dotheads plunging off mountainsides.
          Thats great!
          Obviously the lords punishment for not living up to their promise!
          Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 08-27-2015, 02:06 AM. Reason: Fixed the quoting, you're welcome
          Donald Trump, our hero!

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          • Master Gordon
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 376

            #20
            Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise!

            They have moved over here to Australia and are driving taxis...
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            Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
            so a fool returneth to his folly

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #21
              Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise!

              Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
              They have moved over here to Australia and are driving taxis...

              In America, they own motels and work for E.I. DuPont de Nemours and Sons, Inc., of Wilmington, Delaware as engineers. DuPont also has it's own Vice President and they are going to run him for President, once they get rid of the old lady.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #22
                Re: 25,000 Dotheads Promise To Kill Themselves Tomorrow! Praise!

                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                In America, they own motels and work for E.I. DuPont de Nemours and Sons, Inc., of Wilmington, Delaware as engineers. DuPont also has it's own Vice President and they are going to run him for President, once they get rid of the old lady.
                In Delaware they run 7-11's and Dunkin Donuts (someone left the attic unlocked and Joe Biden got loose).



                If they have a "dot" it generally means they are not mooselimb - so you don't risk being blown up or beheaded. The downside is that they don't like to kill cockroaches as they might be one of their ancestors (they believe in reincarnation) - so avoid patronizing their businesses that handle food.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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